Deeply Bronzed, Incredibly Well Rested and Never More Ready To Anchor Even The Grey Goose 19th Hole, Cellini Returns

Bad news for Big Break fans though: it's too late for The Golf Channel's Vince Cellini to regain his spot hosting whatever numbingly painful season they're in now.

Comments

[La Habra Art Department]

He's Tanned, Rested and Ready......Cellini get your helmet on your going into the booth!

Now calling Tilghman, party of one........

[tartanjack]

Ugh. I thought we were rid of him.

When will TGC hire a quality announcer? Excuse me while I go barf. Another year of c-level announcing and commentary. And this to pay a premium to my larcenous cable company to watch?

I doubt I'll make it through the remaining 14 years of this ludicrous contract. God save you all the way it's going.

[Tighthead]

I will confess to enjoying VC's efforts on the Big Break, which I guess is also a confession to watching the Big Break (until my cable took TGC away).

[Dave]

I didn't realize he had left. Shows how much Golf Channel I watch.

[Geoff]

Tighthead,
That is not something you should openly share on a public forum like this. It really, really impacts your credibility! :)

[Tighthead]

Geoff - I see myself as the resident lowbrow here. It will all become clear to you if I show up on site at Union Bay Golf Links in my F-150 with Jerry Jeff Walker tunes making the windshield rattle.

[Geoff]

As long as you don't bring Big Break DVD's will be okay!

[looper]

vince couldn't ad-lib his way out of a wet paper bag.

but as awful as he is, he's better than that clown they have hosting Big Break. the first several episodes make it seem like the just pulled him off the street (or an office, with his oxford dress shirts).

[C School]

A woman I know said of Cellini: "Some people are so attractive that it doesn't really matter what they say."

A golf friend replied "nobody's that good looking."

[David Stamm]

He's back? I didn't even know he was gone.

[Lynn S.]

Vince may not have a lot to say, but I have never heard him utter something stupid like another announcer on TGC. I welcome him back but I only see him on Golf Central, I can't stay with those other talky programs and BB.

"Sometimes it is better to remain silent and let people think you are an idiot, then to speak and remove all doubt."
Abe Lincoln