Greetings From Los Angeles, Slow Play Edition
Why try to convey just how royally hosed the late/morning tee times were when I can have Phil Mickelson do it for me:
The early/late tee times had a huge advantage this week. A lot of the times, most of the weeks, it doesn't make too much of a difference but every now and then, there will be an advantage on one wave, and we certainly had that. I mean, all of the scores that are any good, 90 percent of them are from the early/late wave. We avoided wind yesterday morning. It died down this afternoon. Just we got very lucky.The conditions made late/early starter Fred Couples' -2 performance that much more amazing. And speaking of Freddie, John Strege writes that the two-time winner at Riviera plans to keep coming back as long as they'll have him. Judging by the paltry crowds and the huge proportion following Fred, they'll invite him back until he's using a walker.
Okay, now that we have the pleasantries out of the way, let's talk about slow play and the narcissists who apparently think they are the only golfers on the planet. Namely, Ben Crane and Mike Weir.
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Looking for Weir's ball (click to enlarge)Let's start with Weir, who rudely held back Geoff Ogilvy and Shaun Micheel with all of his twitching and false starts. On the par-5 11th, Weir drives it in the trees and lays up beautifully in the 12-inch kikuyu barranca. He asks the marshal where the ball entered and the volunteer points to where he swore it entered. Well, just as the five minute marked wrapped up, Ogilvy finds the ball about 7 or so yards away. Weir simply turns and scowls at the marshal. Classy touch Mike!
Weir then spends the next 3 minutes considering his options before finally taking an unplayable drop. From that point on the group was a hole behind and eventually put on the clock on No. 13. So Weir picks up the pace right? No, he never seemed to make much of an attempt to speed up as long as I was watching. He does not ever play ready golf, instead starting his pre-shot research and routine only when it's his turn.
The low point came on No. 15 when Ogilvy asked if he could hit out of turn because Weir was mysteriously lollygagging down the fairway even as they remained on the clock and a hole behind. ![]()
The warm weather brings out the best in L.A. (click to enlarge)
Then there's Ben Crane, paired with two other slow pokes in Trevor Immelman and Sergio Garcia. After holding up everyone behind him and reportedly having already been put on the club 3(!) times in 36-holes even though there are 24 groups spread over 18 holes (kinda hard to fall a hole behind!), Crane was standing in the TV scrum area outside the scoring room. When one of the players in the group behind him entered the hallway, he saw Crane and looked right at him and said, "Hurry the $@%# up!" Crane didn't hear him (of course).
Later on the locker room the f-bombs were flying like it was sailors night out, with Crane's name flying off the walls of Riviera's locker room.
Now, Golf Digest's Tim Rosaforte asks in a blog post if "144 players too many for a West Coast tour stop -- or are these guys just too slow?"
In talking to the rules staff, they say yes, the field needs to be reduced.
However, I responded with two points.
One, the course has been lengthened and the 10th, 11th and 17th are all reachable now, adding many of the logjams or timely walks that never existed. And two, cutting the field means you'll likely cut the spots that go to local qualifiers who add a unique flavor to the event. So before they go calling for a 132 player field, perhaps a stronger pace of play policy should be tried before ending an important local tradition.





















Friday, February 15, 2008 at 07:57 PM
Reader Comments (22)
I guess it's one thing to put them on the clock and another to follow through with the penalty.
I see most of the slow pokes missed the cut....
How bout a report on Mickelson's carbon footprint this week? I remember him flying back and forth from San Diego last year after each round and it occured to me his 64 might lead to another endorsement agreement for him with the manufacturer of his mattress set. Then again he pumped it dead left off the 18th hole on Sunday last year to blow the tournament, could've been a bum pillow though, that.
In The Rules, is there an actual penalty for not "play[ing] without undue delay," or is it just one of the etiquette recommendations?
Weir's lost-ball situation happens all the time on public courses in this country. If groundskeepers would mow the grass down, you might see the ball more quickly. (Yet another argument for short grass.) And Weir's behavior also causes the average moron to spend just as much time looking for the ball when they should just drop one to keep things moving.
sorry, but these guys take themselves WAY too seriously. give me more calcs, lumpies, and steve lowerys (does he have a nickname?). at least they look like they're having fun.
cheers,
iceless
Hand out penalties and they'll speed up. Do it to a leader in the final group, and everyone will pay attention. Do it to Tiger and the problem might go away forever.
However, I think that if I had been Weir's caddy, I'd have shot the Marshall the same nasty look if he misled them on where the ball was. It's one thing to say, "I didn't see it, but it is probably in this area." To have said, "It's in there," when it wasn't, is pretty bad. It may not deserve a prison sentence or a fine, but I'd say it deserves a nasty look... Maybe next time that Marshall will do a better job.
In the past, the winner of the Southern California PGA Section Championship earned berths in the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic, the Buick Invitational, the tournament formerly known as the Nissan Open and the Nationwide's Mark Christopher Charity Classic.
Not anymore. The exemptions to the Buick and Northern Trust were taken away. The Mark Christopher went away, leaving the winner of one of the most prestigious and competitive PGA Sections in the country with a berth into one event.
The point is to have everybody who has a job to do at a golf tournament do a good job. I've been a volunteer too in both regular tour events and in majors. Volunteers ought to be treated with respect for doing their jobs well. If they don't, a sideways glance isn't going to kill them.
My guess is that Geoff Ogilvy was none too happy either about the group having been delayed. And if Ogilvy, whom we all know as one of the good guys on tour was steamed at the moment about a lost and/or unplayable ball, he might have shot a few glances around too.
I have been astounded at the mewling and puking by the pros over the dreaded Rule of 78. What a bunch of whiney pissants!. Also, remember when they were all moaning about how Tiger's ATT had a limited field?
Apparently the only thing that matters to the pros is a chance to play for all that cash.
Point #2:
You description of Weir is chilling. I have been out to many pro events and very few players bother to begin their "routine" until it is their turn. I remember watching Faxon at the International and thinking that he doesn't care how long it takes him to play a round of golf. "5 1/2 Hours? Sure why not! I don't have anything better to do." I can't bear to watch Furyk on the greens anymore.
Possible Solution to Slow Play:
Immediately implement slow play fines and stroke assessments (but we know these things don't work) and put the pros on notice that the fields WILL be reduced to 132 if the average pace of play does not improve. Maybe they could tie the size of the weekend field to the pace of play on Thurs and Fri. So if the pros play slowly Thurs and Fri the reduce the size of the weekend field to, say 55 as punishment for the slow play.
I suspect the thought of costing many playes a chance to make money will cause even Ben Crane to speed up.
Of course, this assumes that any one at the Tour actually CARES about pace of play. I'm not so sue they do care.
That being said I am in complete agreement with the need to penalize players who are slowing the pace of play at any given time. However, to think that Ben Crane and Mike Weir are the only culprits is just rediculous.
There is one tour that cares about slow play.
But back to time. The game we all play at our local courses and the game played on the tour are only slightly related. They aren't played with the same equipment no matter what anyone wants to believe but the biggest difference is also the most important.
Although we don't like the money in the game, it's there...this is a J-O-B.
My job takes longer than 4 hours a day and I bet everyone else on this thread is the same.
So who really cares? Let them do their job and take the time required to do it...just my take.