Monty Gets Through Vows Without Backing Off Due To Camera Shutter Noise

The Telegraph's Andrew Alderson shares more details than you ever wanted to know about the big wedding day. And brace yourself, the lede is a heartstring puller.

After conceding that his obsession with golf helped to end his first marriage, Colin Montgomerie might have been expected to turn his back on the sport when he tied the knot a second time yesterday. Not a bit of it.
I tell you, what he has had to overcome!
Professional golfers invited included the Open champion Padraig Harrington, Sam Torrance and his Ryder Cup colleagues Lee Westwood and Paul Casey.
No mention of the golf writers invited? Curiously, none filed stories...
The details of the wedding and golfing activities were shrouded in secrecy, with an 800-acre, five-day "exclusion zone" around the course.

However, Prince Andrew was unable to attend - he was at the christening of his nephew, the Earl and Countess of Wessex's son, Viscount Severn, at Windsor yesterday afternoon.

Ah, the perks of royalty.