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Phil ringing the opening bell on Wall Street Wednesday, courtesy of golf.com.  I think you can do better...

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[RM]

"First, I'd like to say something about math and science..."

[Taylor]

"OK....OK....OK. So, Phil, which is your fourth favorite wedge?"

[jason]

"Amy and I are thrilled that the price of crude oil hasn't had a negative effect on Exxon's stock."

[Pickworth]

Phil, it's OK, some of them have been on Tiger's detail, that's true, but they're security professionals and they're good at what they do. They have some spare shifts right now. So we're using them. Come on now, let's ge this thing done.

[KS]

Now what is it again that happens here?

[johnny knoxville]

The stock market is a lot like gambling, isn't it ?

[Bob S.]

"Gambling, possibly but we call it risk assessment, perhaps something that you may not be familiar with."

[Bob S.]

"Gambling, possibly but we call it risk assessment, perhaps something that you may not be familiar with."

[G]

Actually, we'd rather not just take a drop here.

[Red Ruffansore]

"Really? There's a no-hat rule in here? But I get paid *millions* to wear this hat...."

[Tighthead]

I was promised Nachos. Bring me Nachos, the bell gets rung. That is commerce.

[wendellgee]

So you're saying that carrying a driver at the longest U.S. Open course in history would have been a GOOD idea? Hmmmm. I never really thought about it that way.

[keith86]

now phil we have 4 bells an A,C,D,and E.Oh and the big dog .But I guess you won't be ringing that one

[CBell]

Of course there's a closing bell, Phil. But we, uh, we just assumed this one was, um, a better fit...

[RM]

"Who's ready to go low this week?"

[courtney]

no Phil - the THIRD shot at 18 hit the tree at Winged Foot...

[frankD]

tiger woods bought this place ?