"Divorce is like a golf swing – it always makes someone happy."

Thanks to reader Fo Shiz for Linda Marx's People story on Greg and Chrissy's announcement that they'll be spending less time with their families, and not for the details of how Greg continued to show what a great friend he is to Andy Mill, but instead for this quote from Mill:

"Now that Greg is out of the picture, we are all fine, and I am ecstatic. Debra and I are always there for the children, and Chrissy and I are friends." Mill spent three years anguishing over the betrayal by his wife and best friend. He added, "Divorce is like a golf swing – it always make someone happy." 

Comments

[thusgone]

so they're throwing mill and their kids under the bus? wtf?

[Scott]

"Divorce is like a golf swing--it always make someone happy"

Me speak English good. Me make weerd comparisin no one understand.

[Golf Swing Plus]

I`m not sure divorce makes anyone happy!

[Ky Laffoon's Ghost]

He meant "shot" not "swing." Change the word and it is a very true statement.