"It’s a cross between a discount motel and a beachside nursing home!"

As if Tiger doesn't have enough on his plate, now he has the local gossip columnist bashing his wife's taste in home architecture.

It’s a cross between a discount motel and a beachside nursing home! But hey, from what I’ve been told, Woods’ Swedish missus, Elin Nordegren, is calling the shots on this one. Woods bought four adjacent properties on the tony island for a Martin County-record $44.5 million in 2006. He then tore down the existing homes on the 12 acres, including a classic-looking manse. The new 9,700-square-foot home is split between the living quarters (right on the photo above) and a gym (left side). Both sides will be connected with a glass-covered walkway, according to the blue prints. Good thing the plans call for so much foliage around the house that few passers-by will be able to see it!

Comments

[court]

this page2 hack must be having the time of his life being copied on so many blogs.

[Boston Golfer]

At least she knows how to choose a husband.

[Tom Naccarato]

One would think that with all of that money made, that prospect of utilizing nature's resources like solar to power such a "castle" (of the cheap motel/nursing home variety) would have been at the forefront of thought.... I'm sure the electric bills are going to be extensive. Sure, sure. Go ahead and produce more greenhouse gases to get what you want....Your the champ!

[Aunt Blabbie]

I wish someone would help with my gas.

[Kevin]

I would hazard to guess that those four properties would have been a lot cheaper to buy in 2009.