Friday
Dec042009
Tiger Should Return To The PGA Tour At...
...Kapalua. For the 2010 SBS Championship.
Here's why:
- He can enter the Friday before and various outlets will have missed the chance to apply for a credential.
- Even if they are able to apply for some sort of last minute credential, the pain and expense of trying to get a short-notice flight and hotel room near Kapalua will discourage most, reducing his exposure to the inevitable circus that will await his arrival at Torrey Pines.
- Galleries will be smaller, more relaxed. This reduces the possibility of hecklers, protestors or whatever other kind of nut is likely to appear.
- The tournament is no longer sponsored by a car manufacturer, reducing the number of potential jokes about his driving.
- Wide fairways...again, just thinking of the driving jokes.
- Played in early January, it gets him back in the public eye sooner and perhaps...perhaps helps make life a little easier for everyone involved.
Your thoughts?









Friday, December 4, 2009 at 09:17 AM
Reader Comments (41)
I had wondered if his first event might be the AT&T at Pebble. (Sponsor is his, it's the Open site this year, etc.) but I had doubted it, simply because he hates all of that pro-am stuff. Pebble, as a golf course, might be a good starting point, for all the same reasons that Geoff suggested for Kapalua. It's a course where the galleries are mostly shunted off to one side. And yeah, not much premium on driving. But there are the other courses to consider that week.
I really do abhor the notion that this tabloid drama might give a few people in the galleries at Tour events some reason to think that they can act like they are at an NBA playoff game. Even the prudent thing to combat that (heavy security all around Tiger) is a negative spectacle for golf. I fear, not just for Tiger but for the game as a whole.
Well, Chuck, seems to me they've been doing that since 1997
"No Love"
"Get in the Hole"
"You da Man"
It will just be directed at Tiger now and not at his opponents
What a hot potato for the network that gets his first tourney appearance! I don't think any of them are up to the challenge.
How you fix it with wifey ... well ... we'll just let you do that yourself.
The whole idea of rehab makes sense to me from a PR standpoint though. Especially if he goes alone. Play acting or not, it conveys the idea he's confronted his demons and presto, chango, he's now a changed man.
So, if you're booing you're booing the 'old' Tiger.
While Geoff's idea is a really good one, I feel the ego-driven machine of both Tiger and his handlers will want to use his return as a publicity bonanza. At least that is what the past has shown us. To think any of it will change would be, well, honestly, it doesn't seem that Tiger thinks he has done anything really wrong with the exception of getting caught. Yes, he's sorry now, but he I'm sure he's thinking about other big names of Golf's past that have done the same thing on their spouses and have gotten away with it. Its all so ego driven. He is manipulating the situation to some extent. Or so it would seem.
If Kapalua were even a thought, I'm sure they would demand extra security for him in some sense, and as soon as that gets out--VIOLA media frenzy. You should see how the USGA handles it for the US Open. No other players get that kind of security unless they are playing in the same group as Tiger. (I'm not being critical of it, but more, it is sort of a necessity)
Unlike some viewpoints expressed, I don't think Woods can channel his anger over this mess and turn himself into a monster golfer once again.
Instead, I'm not sure that he will get to 19 pro majors.
I hope he doesn't.
Nicklaus is clearly the better man.
At some level, I had always thought that infidelity was as much a part of professional sports as jocks and gatorade. Maybe the shocking thing is that it's happened in the conservative world of golf. But, to assume that Tiger's the only out there on tour engaging in this sort of behaviour is ridiculous.
Anyway, I guess my point is that I can understand why Tiger may feel like he didn't do anything wrong (other than getting caught). In some ways, he's a jock doing what jocks do.
Of course, he could start his season at the Northern Trust Open. There wouldn't be a lot of paparazzi in Los Angeles, and Tiger just devours Riviera...and he could play head-to-head versus Phil on Sunday...I think we have a winner! LA it is!
1. Fuzzy Zoeller
2. Jack
3. Arnold
4. Friends and foes of the New York night club hostess
5. Friends and foes of the Vegas cocktail waitress and wanna-be reality star (31-month liaison)
6. Derek Jeter
6. Rory Sabbatini
7. Michael Jordan
Most of these people may be going with no comment right now. Others might give a perfunctory: "He owned up to his shortcomings. I bet he'll be a better man than he was." But there could be some wild cards in there.
You ask for thoughts on this one. Here is my thought. The door is WIDE open for someone else to become the next superstar in golf. If you analyze the length of time the greats rule the golfing world, Tiger's reign is getting long in the tooth. Knee injury, tempur tantrums, personal life crumbling, fans discontent with him...opens the door for Mickelson on the heels of his families struggle with cancer to become the guy. Paddy is always a class act. And both of those guys have the game and the confidence to beat Tiger.
Add in McIlory, Mahan, Glover, and a few more young guns and this could be the changing of the guard in golf.
Those are my thoughts...when Tiger makes his return isn't all that important. He will be back at the majors and if he isn't sharp he will get beat...just like he did in every major last year.
McIlroy and Fowler are two to watch.
Re-hab for what exactly? Re-hab for being a man and having sex with women who are willing? Re-hab is another word for cure, so what exactly is it that he would be getting cured of?
I think the news cycle is running out and unless there is another "Bimbo eruption" he's probably clear.
I think the galleries will generally be OK but I bet there will be a noticeable shift towards other golfers in the future. Tiger blew most of his unconditional adulation.
Also, Ambien sex- what a sheltered life I apparently lead.