2009 Tour Championship Photo Caption Fun

What's on Phil's mind? What's the Commissioner saying to Tiger? From Rob Matre's final round photo gallery:

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[Phil's Id]

Not so much a thought as a sound effect: hoccccccccch--PTOOEY!

[court]

"Is he still staring at the Fed Ex trophy ? You know how Phil is around shiny objects."

or

"You know - Phil used to have that same cup size."

[AZ]

"Hey Tiger, I know a guy who can put you in touch with Dave Stockton."

[TL]

10 million fricking dollars

[Mr. Doubtful]

"I'm stll chopped liver when Tiger is around".

or

"I see Tim is kissing the boss's ass, again"

[Raider Fan]

Lets see, I won the tournament and recieved $3 million, Tiger gets $10 million and this ass hole Finchem gets a salary of $8.75 million.

[www.mrpgolf.com]

Phil's thoughts...

Hmmmm, I just won a total of over $4 million. I'll bet I could give about $2 million to help fight breast cancer and maybe help save some lives!!!!

[Pickworth]

"Let me get this straight. You say you could piss into it from ten feet and you want me to go tell Phil and come back with his number? OK, let me set this up".

[F. X. Flinn]

Phil: So in the end I could have won it this year if I'd just gotten my putting squared away sooner...dumbass playoffs I just won the frickin' Tour Championship....Tiger's world and I just live in it...

Tim: Please Tiger, won't you please kiss the cup?

Tiger: So in the end I could have won 2 majors and the Tour Championship if my putting hadn't gone south....dumbass playoffs Phil just won the frickin Tour Championship and all the attention is on me...sometimes it's ridiculous...what a world

[Styles]

I thought it might be easier to post things Finchem is NOT saying:

"So Tiger, I need you to play 23 times next year"

"Tiger, you need to ditch Hank"

"Tiger, this BS about you skipping the first 3 playoff events and still being #1 seed, I hope you didn't buy into it..."

"Do you like those new Titleist ads with Scott Van Pelt?"

"Did you catch any of the Vivendi trophy?"

[Mike T.]

Finchem to Tiger: If you won't kiss it, could you at least look happy when you hold it?

Phil (to himself): I'd kiss that hunk o' metal in a heartbeat.

[jb]

Pickworth wins!!! Congrats

[vwgolfer]

Phil: "Damn Tiger, I could've had free overnight shipping for life"

Tim: "You don't act very black"

Tiger: "I will not tip the locker room guy"

[Wayne]

Phil: I can spread my thumb and index finger farther than Tiger can.

Finchem: Major schmajor. This is what it's all about, finishing second to take the big paycheck.

[Scott]

Tim: Thanks for saving the Fed Ex Cup. I look forward to you playing in the President's Cup.

Tiger: I may or I may not. Why can't we have the President's Cup at Bay Hill?