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Tuesday
Mar162010

Tiger's Returning At The Masters Clippings, Vol. 2

Alan Shipnuck praises the timing of this announcement. 

3. Tiger's flaks. They finally got something right, making an early announcement to short-circuit the rampant speculation and give the world time to prepare, and doing it on a Tuesday, so as not to completely overshadow this week's Transitions Championship.

James Corrigan on the magnitude of the spectacle:

It also promises to be the most watched event in the sport's history and some are billing it as "golf's biggest ever event". That will not stop the journalists allowed in probing Woods for answers he may not wish to give. His interaction with his peers will also be of huge interest.

Bob Harig was among those talking to players at Innisbrook today and it's just heartwarming to read that no one will be receiving a call tomorrow from the PGA Tour Office Of Budget and Players Fines.

"It's good for the game," U.S. Ryder Cup captain Corey Pavin said. "I'm glad he's coming back."

Said Jim Furyk, "It was going to happen; it was just a matter of when. I think we're all looking forward to business as usual and getting back to normal. It will take at least a few weeks and maybe a few months for that. We'll see. I'm looking forward to not having to talk about it anymore."

Doug Ferguson also was on the range talking to players and shares this funny anecdote:

That announcement today (NZ time) was all it took for the Masters to become about one player. Minutes later, reporters flocked to the practice range at Innisbrook to find anyone willing to share any perspective about his return to competition.

The most awkward moment came when a reporter asked Rod Pampling, who frequently plays practice rounds with Woods at the majors, if he would seek him out at Augusta National.

"I'd love to," Pampling said. "But I'm not in the tournament. Thanks for reminding me."

Steve Elling also writes about player reactions:

The concern voiced by some is that the timing of the Woods comeback, in fact, will swallow the Masters whole.

"I think the Masters is bigger than that," former U.S. Open champion Geoff Ogilvy said, somewhat hopefully.

"If he contends, it will be crazy, obviously. But early-week, obviously the only talk will be that, but the Masters is bigger than that."

It's the highest-rated golf broadcast of the year for a reason, after all.

"Nothing can upstage the Masters, no way," Mediate said. "It's the Masters, man."

Brian Wacker talks to Notah Begay, who says Tiger is a new man.

Begay also added this entire experience has changed Woods for the better away from the golf course.

"It's been excruciatingly difficult for everybody," Begay said. "He's definitely a lot more humble and a lot more grounded.

"This whole thing has taken him from his stratosphere, to where he's had to evaluate himself and his priorities. There's a degree of humility that's much more apparent. And a little humility never hurt anyone."

Brian Keough talks to Padraig Harrington:

“Clearly he would be more competitive if he did play before the Masters,” Harrington said. “I think he is well capable of winning, but it is harder to win when you haven’t been playing and haven’t been competitive.”

Jeff Rude also made it to the Innisbrook range and talks to many happy players.

The numerous players interviewed Tuesday generally agreed that Woods’ return is good for golf.

They agreed Augusta National is the safest place for a Woods return because the environment there is so controlled. As Mediate said, “If people act up, they will be removed and their tickets will be removed forever.”

And they wonder why they are such supposedly well behaved fans! Tell that to Craig Parry.

Douglas Lowe considers the matter of press relations at Augusta and believes Tiger has questions to answer.

There are also questions over the health of his reconstructed left knee, his need to have platelet-rich injection therapy to accelerate healing, and why he chose to administer this Dr Anthony Galea, the Canadian who is under investigation for possibly supplying performance-enhancing drugs in the US.

I have not read any allegations that Woods has used performance-enhancing drugs, and during his February 19 address to the world he said: “Some people have made up things that never happened. They said I used performance-enhancing drugs. This is completely and utterly false.” That does not, however, answer the valid question of why Dr Galea?

Ed Sherman suggests that Tiger do a press event before the Masters to avoid a circus, which he fails to understand is the very point of playing in the Masters: to avoid questions!

It is absolutely essential for him to talk to the media prior to the tournament. One part may include a celebrity confessional with Matt Lauer or Larry King. Hard to think he would subject himself to a potential scolding from Oprah, but you never know.

Then Mr. Woods needs to do a mass press conference and face the music. He can't go through this without answering some questions. Whether he chooses to answer every question is up to him. Regardless, this is an exercise he can't avoid.

The press conference should occur the Monday or Tuesday prior to Masters week. He doesn't want to get in another situation where he takes the focus away from that week's PGA Tour event in Houston.

Scott Adamson writes:

Tournament officials can control media credentials, but that won’t stop a TMZ or National Enquirer-style publication from buying patron badges. And that means at every hole there’s the chance for an ambush, which will likely be handled quickly by security but probably not quickly enough to avert some kind of disruption.

Lawrence Donegan isn't expecting smooth sailing in the press center:

In the circumstances it is hard to believe the man of the moment would take the Fifth and avoid the media all week but do not put anything past the Green Jackets of Augusta, who make up the rules as they go along and might accommodate such cowardice, and certainly do not put anything past Fleischer, who built his reputation through obfuscation on a grand scale.

Yet, if Woods tries to dodge the microphones, he will never be able to escape the charge that, in announcing he will come back at the first major championship of 2010, he has once again put himself above the game and, worse still, put his own narrow interests above those of his fellow competitors.

Mark Reason also doesn't see how Tiger questions can stick to golf when he doesn't answer other questions first.

But can they control every question? The world wants to know what really happened on that fateful night when Woods crashed into the fire hydrant. It wants to know how many women there were and if Woods can save his marriage. It wants to know about his association with controversial doctor Tony Galea. It wants to know all those answers and many more.

Only when Woods has fronted up to that barrage will he be asked about golf.

In another story, Reason opines on Tiger's return so soon after making it sound like he'd be away from the game for a long time.

Tiger probably suspected that he would be coming back close to the Masters. He just chose to fudge it at his supposed moment of atonement. Will he never learn?

The news that Woods has chosen Augusta for his comeback to golf will also confirm his title as golf's Mr Selfish. When he disrupted the Accenture Matchplay by making his statement on the Friday of the championship Ernie Els accused him of selfishness.

John Paul Newport files this for the WSJ on the scene outside the media center:

Even so, there will be a few. Up and down Washington Road in Augusta near the club entrance, scalpers legally sell Masters tickets each year. More can be purchased through auction sites online. Badges for Thursday through Sunday competition rounds can fetch five figures. One way or another, you can bet a few yahoos will find their way onto the grounds this year and make themselves known to Mr. Woods. Who knows what creative things they are dreaming up to say?

It’s likely, too, that some of the people buying scalped tickets will be using funds supplied by the tabloids. Admission to the media center where formal interviews take place is tightly controlled, but I would expect Mr. Woods and other players to hear some eye-opening questions called out from the galleries.

Mike Walker paints this picture of the scene:

What's going to happen to the Masters when the Tiger circus comes to town? Get ready for souped-up security lines, paparazzi stakeouts at all entrances to the club (the Washington Road Starbucks is going to love this), and the ultimate "Where's Waldo?" as everybody tries to figure out where Woods is staying. Remember how John Daly selling T-shirts outside his trailer across the street from the club was a sideshow? Take that and multiply it by 5,000 and you'll get a sense of what the atmosphere will be like outside the tournament.

Scott Michaux doesn't see the town scene being a problem.

All the bombast and innuendo of the tabloid press, however, isn’t going to breach the perimeter of Augusta National during Masters Week. We’ll just need to put our blinders on when everything outside the gates gets put in the spotlight of a TV glare that doesn’t usually befall our little corner of the world.

I’m sure the TMZ’s and E! News and paparazzi will be filling up what’s left of the $400 a night hotel and motel rooms even without credentials to the tournament. Without access, they’re certain to throw the usual barbs at the commercialization of Washington Road that camouflages the golfing oasis that hides behind walls of bamboo and assorted greenery.

But who cares? Let them spend their money and take their pictures and make all the fuss they want outside of the golf tournament.

Dan Jenkins offers this suggestion via Tweet:

Mark Lamport-Stokes actually dares to wonder how his game will look.

The biggest question mark for Woods, whose career is fuelled by his hunger for more major titles, is how well he will be able to play golf given the emotional roller-coaster ride he has experienced over the last four months.

He has frequently said he never tees off at a tournament unless he firmly believes he is capable of winning that week and pundits can only guess at the mental strain he has been under while he desperately tries to repair his marriage.

At PGATour.com, they're serving up some borderline comedic fantasies:

5. COMPETING STORYLINE -- Tiger's return obviously is a huge story. On other weeks, it would likely overshadow everything else. But at Augusta National, the Tiger storyline will be competing with the competition storyline that results from the season's first major. Whether it actually happens or not, the Masters at least offers the potential for Tiger's comeback to be just "a story" instead of "the story."

6. POTENTIAL STORYBOOK FINISH -- What's the best way for Tiger to encourage his fans and sponsors to move past the off-course developments of the previous four months and shift their focus to what's happening on the course? Win a tournament, of course. And what's the best way to generate the fastest and biggest shift? Win a major, of course. Should Tiger emerge victorious on April 11 at Augusta National, he'd get a huge booster shot in terms of moving on with his life -- and the water cooler talk once again will be about Tiger's golf game.

Speaking of the delusional, how about the bookmakers:

British bookmakers William Hill has installed Tiger Woods as a 4-1 favorite to win the Masters and gave him 25-1 odds of completing a 2010 Grand Slam by winning all four major golf titles.

Woods announced on Tuesday that he would return from a layoff of nearly five months after a sex scandal, and the tabloid frenzy that followed, at the year's first major starting on the eighth of April at Augusta National Golf Club.

William Hill made Woods a 4-1 favorite to capture the Masters even without playing a tuneup event, followed by fellow American Phil Mickelson at 6-1 and Irishman Padraig Harrington at 16-1.

And finally, an unbylined CBSNews.com story writes:

Steve Sands, the hose of "Golf Central" on the Golf Network told CBS News anchor Katie Couric that if Woods acts nicely off the course and wins big, he'll be able to win back his corporate sponsors.

"If Tiger comes back, minds his Ps and Qs, smiles a little bit, acts nicely, signs autographs … and plays at a high level and wins, I don't think there's anything the American public can do and the media can do but talk about his golf," Sands said.

Steve, if it's any consolation I don't think you're a hose.

Here's Steve's interview with Katie Couric:

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Reader Comments (37)

The media coverage is hysterical. What a hoot.
03.16.2010 | Unregistered CommenterD
Golf writers having hissey fits. They make me want to puke more than what Tiger did.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterHootie Watch
POTENTIAL STORYBOOK FINISH

Sort of like at the end of the big race in the Ricky Bobby movie ... Tiger wins the Masters and he's paired with Phil Mickelson and instead of shaking hands they French kiss for over thirty seconds right there on the 18th green ... and everyone starts screaming and several patrons pass out and some patrons enjoy it. And then Tiger and Phil ride off on zebras.
The Masters really is the best place for Tiger to reappear. It’ll be important for the precious children who caddie for their fathers during the par 3 contest who’ll be surrounded by all the salacious slosh and who need to go right on ahead and understand what salacious slosh is. In other words …

A PRECIOUS LITTLE SEVEN YEAR OLD GIRL WITH A PONYTAIL: “Daddy, after you tap in for a birdie … will you tell me what adultery and sex addiction and spousal abuse and neglect of your family and lying and drug-indiced orgasms and porn star means?”

PROFESSIONAL GOLFER IN WHITE SHIRT AND KHAKI PANTS: “Not ‘til ya twelve, honey.”
Dan Jenkins,

Is the nongolf press begging to cover the Masters? Really? You know this for sure?
The Masters has always been my favorite tournament to watch (The Open a very close 2nd). However this year, like it or not, the tournament is saddled with a competing story in the return of TW. I'm sure most are interested in how he will perform on the golf course, what I don't want is 24-7 coverage of TW, in particular, if he's not in the hunt which is the norm for every network. My hope is that we are allowed to view a full range of golf until the last groups enter Amen Corner on Sunday. I trust that the Masters tournament committee has sufficient control of the broadcast to assure the unbiased viewing we're accustom to.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterOld Hornet
I have no doubt he will be carefully paired initially with players who are either known friends (though they are few I suspect) or foreigners whose grasp of English is at best rudimentary.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterStephen W
The media makes me ill. But then again there must be a market for it so it's just a symptom of a greater ill perhaps.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterGlyn
You think the green jacketed Irish good ol' boys are wondering how they can milk the money out of this thing for all it's worth? They may not prefer to be around folks of another color, or men without peckers, but man have they got to be thrilled with what world-class adultery from one of their former champions can do for the 2010 toonamint till. Now driving! Tiger Woods!

Is this too surreal, or what.
Golly, I'm already sick of Tiger's comeback. Dan Jenkins ought to tbe the one and only who interviews (has a talk with) Tiger. Am I in the majority/minority when I say while I'm still interested in Tiger and don't wish defeat on him (per his golf), I just care a little less each day about him as a role model, a spokesman, etc.? But, I absolutely wish him and his family well and am hopeful they all lead productive and happy lives -- together or apart (for Tiger and Elin).
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterArthur Epps
The golf scribblers have to be tired of working the driving range looking for Tiger quotes by a bunch of guys not named Tiger. It's like a huge perp walk without the real perp! And all of those non-Tigers are clearly sick of answering questions about the missing cat.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered Commentertlavin
Glyn, there probably is a market for it. But I think it has as much to due with reporter egos. I think most of us (general public/ golf fans) have accepted that we wont know the whole story, maybe it's none of our business, and really don't care. The only people I hear whining for more answers are the writers/ reporters. Please move on like the rest of us.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterHW
Excellent round-up, Geoff! World-class.

I'm not sure if that was a CBS typo, calling Steve Sands the "hose of Golf Channel..."

The Rod Pampling bit got me thinking of another Tiger-angle story (are there any unexplored Tiger stories left?) It is this; who really are Tiger's circle of friends, on Tour and off? We hear about Steiney, about Byron Bell, and about Stevie. There's that Elin-person. And the Queen of the Night, 'Tida.

But who is Tiger's favored practice round group? I had thought it included Bubba Watson, Mark Calcavecchia, and, I had thought, John Cook. I now learn that Pampling is a favored sparring partner for practice rounds. Is there anybody that the Chosen One practices with in Isleworth? Not O'Meara, I think, who doesn't even really live there anymore, right? Cook, we know, hasn't been inside the loop for much of anything for the last five months. If he's going to get ready for Augusta without a competition, I'd presume that he's at least going to get a money game or two in Florida.

The real answer to the question, "Who are Tiger's golfing buddies?" might be, "nobody." Which in itself is sort of revealing.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterChuck
There are million and one scanarios at work here, the potential storylines are endless. More of Tiger's scorned lovers turning up for tell all interviews with TMZ - the count over thirty and growing, Martha Burk & Co. makes their return known, Tiger driving a new Escalade - potential commercial in the making, and on and on and on.

This will be the biggest circus since Moses came down off Mt. Sinai. I won't look at this as a state of the union address, as much as it will reflect the state of American society. I wonder what Martin Luther King Jr. would make of all this?
Chuck, How many real friends do you have? Real meaning that at 3.00am you can call them and say I need your help buddy, now and only say, where are you, I will be there ASAP.. Tiger is an
introvert,just like a lot of athlete who play an individual sport or about 50% of the population. Tiger play a sport where 99% of the people involved are racially different from him. I am going to presume you are American, so you are aware of the significance of the comment. By the way, how many close friends do you have at your work place? How many casual friends? - I bet for casual , you have many.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered Commenterpeachtree
The Silence of the Lambs at CBS Sports is really amazing. The textbook in network television news for covering a story like this is that you interview your own experts. It's a form of brand extention. Everybody does it. So Katie would interview Nantz or Feherty or Faldo or whoever. On NBC, Brian Williams would interview Johnny Miller. You get the picture. Except in this story, CBS Sports is so afraid of the two lords of the game -- Augusta National and Tiger -- that its own people are muzzled .. and poor Katie's producers have to dig down to the hose of a cable show. I mean, host.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterSqueaky
@Squeaky - this is something that has been troubling me for a long time now(long before the recent scandal)...why is Tiger considered to be a "lord of the game" (to use your terminology)...I have seen this bandied about in many places...like Tiger would "shut out" reporters or media or fans or people who would "cross" him...(Nixon anyone??)...

However, unless I am completely mistaken - Tiger wasn't GIVING anything(interviews, etc.) to those people to begin with...so why/how did the kow-towing start?

The Men of the Masters? Well - yes...they rule a part of the game, and a lot of innovation flows down from their slice of heaven. Personally, I think it's a fairly good thing - 3d golf for all! :)


-LK
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterLiquidKaos
the following is a 60 page electronic advertisement for one human being

http://www.annikasorenstam.com/Magazine.htm

she's probably a perfectly wonderful person, with all the good intentions of a TigerWoods1.0, but somewhere between the "Annika Financial" pages and the "Annika Course Design" pages I found myself beginning to fight to hold down my breakfast.

We can blame Tiger all we want for the second life he led, but until as a group we don't care about what our sports stars eat for breakfast, wear on their heads or think about ROTH IRAs, we have no one to blame but ourselves for having to wade through their personal lives, for better or for worse, for the simple privilege of watching a ball game...
03.17.2010 | Unregistered Commentergolfboy
Cheating ... adultery ... whatever it's supposed to be called ... just explain to us, Tiger, why you committed these acts on such an enormous level? I think that's what we're after now.

Anyhow, I have never in my life looked more forward to the Masters. I guess this new thing has all been considered by the fine committee chairman of Augusta National Golf Club! Here ... he ... comes. And what follows? How embarrassing will it be for our beloved patch of overseeded Bermuda?
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterMiss Priss!
Love the fact that Michael Tirico, who served a 90-day unpaid suspension for multiple instances of workplace sexual harassment at ESPN, will host the Bodenheimer coverage of the event.

Shakespeare couldn't write this one, Shack.

P.S. For more on Tirico, read Michael Freeman's ESPN: The Uncensored History.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterMark
"It is absolutely essential for him to talk to the media prior to the tournament. One part may include a celebrity confessional with Matt Lauer or Larry King. Hard to think he would subject himself to a potential scolding from Oprah, but you never know.

Then Mr. Woods needs to do a mass press conference and face the music. He can't go through this without answering some questions. Whether he chooses to answer every question is up to him. Regardless, this is an exercise he can't avoid."

uh, no its not. Which member of the media will, having been told no questions about sex by the green-jacketed member sitting next to tiger, ask the question? You know after the third consecutive sex question they will ask again "anybody with a golf question" if none, the event will end.

Tiger will do whatever he wants to do.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered Commenterhitter
Hell, I'm thrilled that peachtree didn't mention "preborn babies" in his post! It's been a good day!
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterMiss Priss!
What a spectacle to behold, the plantation owners (ANGC) and their close associate Hal Thompson (Shoal Creek) have emerged into the 21st century with a new marketing strategy, "shock the monkey tonight"!!
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterBuckWheat
I hope Tiger comes clean to all of us. Why can't he get on camera and speak unscripted to all of us and answer however many questions with nothing off limits. If certain questions are beyond the pale, then so be it -- deal with it correctly and move on. Tiger is Tiger is Tiger. He's part of a generation of sorry-ass Americans who care about themselves foremost and you, me, America, society, etc. second, if ever. He's grabbing and grasping at anything and everything that comes his way to earn more and more money, simply because he can. Tiger's a Class-A punk. I wish he'd quit golf and go away, never to be seen publicly again. He is o not worth the media attention, not to mention the attention of those in the non-media world. He has no manners, no class, and is not one bit trustworthy. He typifies the American male and female who think they can do it all themselves, by themselves alone, and never giving back to anyone. Sure, I hear the cheers already. But, Tiger has a foundation, etc. Really? Do you think that's true giving? No, it isn't. Tiger hasn't spent day one off the course with his head out of his ass. As an athlete, he's a coddled princess, period. Off the course, he's a male debuntante who hasn't yet grown up to have the maturation of a 10-year old. He is pathetic as a human being. All you tiger lovers can have him. He is not good for the game of golf and is a HORRIBLE role model for any of us wishing for decency and a sense of proportion from those held high by the media. And, after I write all of this, I wish him well. Tiger, listen up punk kid: Quit golf, grow up, concentrate on your family and being a real man for once. Ditch all your sycophantic minions around you, especially your silly macho man caddy. And get some real friends -- friends where you have to be there for them, not the other way around. The world needs Tiger, the real man; not, Tiger, the media-hyped golfer-child.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterTiger Schmiger
Interesting posts Geoff....nice coverage! Sharp barbs too!!

I've had a thought that maybe squeeky and a few others may have a thought on as well. Who are going to be the poor fools (whoever they may be) being paired with Tiger, and is it entirely fair to them? If I'm Billy Payne do I stick two under the radar first time winners with Tiger, or do I pull the gloves off and pair him with Vejay and Phil? I cant help but think how unfair it would be to be a Masters rookie and have to deal with the WWF crowd following Tiger's every step.

Any other thoughts on this?



Craig
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterCraig
Tiger is still hiding, and he has big time help.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered Commenterbubba
Tiger schmiger, you got to be related to miss priss. Wow!!! You sound as if you just crawled out of the darkness with such a vitriolic diatribe. I thought hate speech was illegal in America. I guess that since you are posting under unknown, you do feel free to be hateful instead of offering up some levity.
I have to once again say a lot of the posters on this site sounds rather "heavenly" "bitter", Envious, unlovely, "angelic", and really great humans living in cemeteries.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered Commenterpeachtree
peachtree, doll, you're definitely the queen of levity around here. Thanks for holding back ... but I have the feeling you'll be using "Satan" and "fetuses" and some verses from Colossians soon. Really, take your medication! We're just having a bit of fun and mischief here. We don't act on it. Know what I mean?
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterMiss Priss!
Jesus H. Christ, are you people kidding me? This is the golden calf, take a very CLOSE look at everyone quickly willing to forgive and forget, there's motive behind that. That's right people, $700 million can buy you fuc'n bukoos worth of forgiveness, wake up!
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterGordon Gekko
Why does Geoff think the punters are delusional? I like Tiger better at 4-1 than Mickelson at 6-1.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterChema
Tiger Schmiger I like your style, but it hurts to be on the receiving end, unless of course your a ego maniac like Tiger. GREEN JACKET goes to Tiger, Sirak. The guy can play without having to be in a competition 2 weeks before. OH yea Sirak the dude has won like 80 freaking tournamnents. HOw many of you won RON??? LOSER! I still Tiger is a dud as a person.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered Commentervwgolfer
Chema,
I don't see how you can make someone the favorite when they haven't played tournament golf in nearly five months, haven't won the tournament in question since 2005 and your entire former life as you know it is gone. And now that life has been replaced by one where you have to live in hiding, are trying to repair your marriage and trying to possibly get off of a couple of very addictive prescription drugs. Oh and throw in possible uncertainty about his caddie situation (just a rumor), the possibility of a distracting press session and any number of other circumstances, and, I'd put him about 15-1.
03.17.2010 | Registered CommenterGeoff
Peachtree, Although I don't know Miss Priss, I'd be happy to be related to her for she seems like a fine person. You, on the other hand ... okay, really, "hate speech?" Firstly, I didn't make a speech and secondly, it's not directed at any social nor ethnic group. And never did I intend to incite prejudicial action agaisnt or deliberately mean to offend Tiger. So, please give me a break. It's simply my opinion. We need less of tiger the "chadult" )child-adult) and more of Tiger, the real man ... which not even Tiger has seen, for he hasn't been one yet in his life. I'm pulling for him!! I want him to succeed in life and golf. It can be done -- See exhibit A: Byron Nelson. Those of you who think what Tiger did as an okay thing to do and is no big deal are seriously delusional. Think of Tiger's family and the shame he caused them -- for their entire lives!! It's simply not worth it. Not for all the $$$ or fame in the world. And those of you who know of what I speak, understand this as true. For all you others, well ... good luck.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterTiger Schmiger
To paraphrase Fitzgerald, Tiger's not like you and me. You could argue that he's won 14 majors living a double life on painkillers. He won his first start in 2006-2008 and won in his third start after the surgery in 2009. There have been (I think) 11 different winners (not counting Mayakoba or PR) in 11 weeks on Tour. No one has been dominant, especially not Mickelson. If I were a betting man (and I am), I would put a few shekels on Eldrick and a few on the Field, which has produced the last three winners.

I"m am the farthest thing from a Tiger fan, but his record at the Masters is otherworldly.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterChema
It's official...TIger Schmiger is the #1 Douche in the O.W.D.R...whether or not one is a TIger fan or not, TIger Schmiger is still a douche..hope you read this before censorship rears its ugly head again on this board..you douche
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterDr. Beeper
Geoff, Tiger won the U.S. Open the last time he took an extended break from the game and returned at a major. And, y'know, that was with a "broken" leg and very little practice leading up to it. He won in his third try (and was T9 before that in stroke play) the last time he took a break, period.

He's very obviously the favorite.

As for his personal life, I don't care, and I don't think he'll answer the questions, and I'm glad, because I DO NOT CARE about the answers.
03.17.2010 | Unregistered CommenterErik J. Barzeski
Buckwheat

If Tiger were white you would have little problem with the situation.

I sure you hate bigots and those other folk.
03.18.2010 | Unregistered CommenterConfucius

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