Tiger's Returning At The Masters Clippings, Vol. 3
I can't speak to Tiger's game, but a day after his announced comeback at that Masters, I am more pleased than ever that he spared the game of exposing the world to the gluttonous Tavistock Cup. Sure, Bay Hill would have been nice, but they give credentials to local TV stations and they are supervised by men in green jackets who think writers are merely arsonists with notepads.
While the President feels Tiger will still be a terrific golfer, others aren't so sure. AP's Tim Dahlberg is one:
No, it’s because the Woods saga is a story that has morphed into a lot more than just the tale of a man who pretended to be something he wasn’t. Once one of the most esteemed athletes in the world, he’s now a soap opera-like figure whose last scripted apology clearly showed he has a lot more left to accomplish in his 12-step rehabilitation program.
He’ll go to Augusta still stinging from the pasting he’s taken from the tabloids and the late-night shows since crashing his SUV Thanksgiving night. He’ll go there vulnerable and, for the first time, unsure what kind of reception he’ll get.
The media will want to ask him questions. The fans will want him to act contrite.
Kind of hard to swagger down the fairway and say you’re sorry at the same time.
Oliver Holt says cut Tiger a break, he's been through enough and the Ryder Cup (if he plays) will be brutal.
He’s going to face open hostility from people for the first time since he turned pro. He’s going to face disrespect and disappointment.
He knows he has gone from being someone who was universally admired to a man many people now loathe.
His return is going to be the craziest circus professional sport has ever known. And don’t forget, this is a guy who used to fly into a rage if a photographer clicked on his backswing.
Suddenly, he’s going to have to deal with a whole lot more. Who knows how he’ll cope?
Ray McNulty is perhaps the least forgiving I've read yet:
Hallelujah! The demons have been exorcised. The evil spell has been broken. An overpowering addiction has been overcome.
Miraculously, it seems, Tiger Woods has been cured — just in time for him to get his game geared up for Augusta, home of The Masters, the first stop on golf’s major championship calendar and a tournament played on his favorite course.
I normally agree with Brandel Chamblee, but I'm not sure about this comment to Connell Barrett:
BC: There is a gray area there with how his personal life will affect his golf. I don't know if we'll see a whole new Tiger, but I think he'll be more respectful and patient with the media. But I don't think he'll give people what they want. Nor should he. It's a personal matter. He'll say "I've already answered that," which he did last month. In terms of his golf, people try to make this analogous to his comeback from knee surgery. That's not apples to apples. That was a physical comeback. This is an emotional one. It's more akin to when he came back from his father's death [in 2006] and missed the cut [at the 2006 U.S. Open].
Is it me, or is (allegedly) getting caught (allegedly) having mistresses, being hooked on pain pills (allegedly), driving under the influence (and getting away with it...allegedly) and revealed to be using an HGH-loving doctor (not allegedly), isn't quite the same as the passing of a parent?
Mick Elliott features this great line from Steve Stricker, who talked about the spectacle of Tiger's return and seemed to back off his comments from last weekend: ""It's amazing how good golf transpires into being a smarter person. A few years ago, nobody cared what I thought."
On Tiger:
"Golf is going to be at the forefront for the Masters, everywhere, which I think is pretty cool. And he's coming back; I think that's another great thing. I'm excited to see him back. I'll be interested to see how he plays and how he handles everything and see how the fans and everybody handle him. But I'm anxious and looking forward to seeing him again."
On, the hype of Woods' return potentially upstaging the Masters:
"Well, the story line is going to overpower everything. And I didn't mean that in any bad way. I just think that it's a huge story line, and whether it's the Masters, which is probably one of the top events that we play in the world, that's just the way it is. That's the story of the week. But it is the Masters.
More Tweets from the Ancient Twitter:

Jeff Rude offers one of the shortest and sweetest blog posts you'll ever see, but it's a reminder that on that first tee Masters Thursday, Tiger will have to work hard not flinch when he's announced at the tee.
And finally, something tells me that rumored-South Park fan Tiger probably didn't watch this episode, but if he saw the opening segment, well, he probably didn't care for it.
You can watch the full episode here.
Here's another clip...at least for now until it gets deleted.





















Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 08:35 PM
Reader Comments (31)
One minor correction. The phrase is, "Foah, please. Now drahvin', Tigah Woods..."
After you watch a little of that clown show...ome wonders why Geoff goes so easy on them.
As the master of obfuscation, maybe TW should have hired the President instead of ARI ?
What do you think Miss Priss ? After all, you're the "Blue Room" expert.
Anyhow, as I was flinging around my truck this morning on the way to work I was listening to the analysis of the interview. All the (liberal) reporter wanted to talk about was how Baier interrupted the president. That was the whole analysis!
I could go into what the color blue is supposed to mean ... but when Tiger and our president use the color as a backdrop ... well ... they insult its regality and honesty!
Did I answer your question?
-- Jack Nicklaus --
1. You think he was leading his life like that before he got married ... and once he got married he couldn’t stop?
2. Do you think he felt he had to get married to give him a certain persona with the press and public?
3. Do you think he had children to deepen that persona?
4. Do you really think he's angry that he was obliged ... for whatever reasons from whatever people ... to drastically change his lifestyle when he wasn't playing golf?
5. Do you think he really respects his wife ... or ever has?
6. Do you think Elin had any idea what she was getting into … was she just goo-goo gaga in a former swimsuite model type way about this gentleman and was afraid to ask a whole lot of prenuptial questions and pose a whole lot of prenuptial scenarios?
7. Do ya think both Elin and Tiger are the two biggest morons in the world?
8. Do you think the honorary starter at the 2010 Masters will feel real dirty and used and need to go take a shower after he announces that Tiger is now driving?
Dealing with superior athletes with mental problems has never gone well, although in Dr. Drew's rehab show the other night Dennis Rodman finally fessed up and told everybody ... he's an alcoholic!
Days until the Masters ... unbearable.
Just brilliant- and totally accurate.
Is it me, or is (allegedly) getting caught (allegedly) having mistresses, being hooked on pain pills (allegedly), driving under the influence (and getting away with it...allegedly) and revealed to be using an HGH-loving doctor (not allegedly), isn't quite the same as the passing of a parent?
I've enjoyed your many links to the many stories and have also enjoyed your occasional bouts of snark tossed in, but this, as the British might say, takes the biscuit. This is TMZ incarnate. My good friend Al Edgedly would probably wink, nod and chuckle, but this sort of reportage is precisely why there will be precious little information forthcoming from Tiger. No matter what he says, people will feel free to allege that he was a drunk, pill-popping philanderer running barefoot from a club-wielding lunatic of a wife. No wonder he wants to keep his private life private.
He isn't John Edwards or Bill Clinton; he's a golfer. He has already given a public apology about his private failings and admitted that he went to rehab to deal with his problem. The details (except for the accident) are nobody's business. If that means he has to deal with snark, then he will deal with snark. That's the price to pay for fame. But I think it's naive to think that it would all have "gone away" if he had "fessed it all up" in his press conference. Fessing more details (names, dates, places, positions, planning, plane tickets etc) would do nothing more than generate more voyeurism-based commentary. The only person who arguably has the right to demand him to "fess it all up" is his wife. If she did and if he did or if she did and he didn't, that's none of our business.
But feel free to snark on. I'm guessing that the only thing that will cause the salacious part of this mega-story to simmer down is a lot of rounds in the 60's.
Agreed, there's not enough juice in grooves or drivable par-4's to generate some good snark. This story is like the world's largest Snark Park, the gift that keeps on giving.
When you descend from the clouds and step in the neighbors dog-doo because you weren't paying attention to the property line, it's going to be a rough trip back to Mt. Olympus when the press dogs are nipping at your heels. If you don't want the dogs yappin' at you, stay in your own yard.
It must be a living hell for that mirror.
Thanks for caring. Go hug a shrub!
I respect shrubs where they belong. "I am a shrubberer."
However, shrubberies don't belong on golf courses. Neither do know-it-alls that are nothing more then misguided Illinois Nazis. Get over yourself. Your not that important.
It must be hard to frame an argument with a California GED. It seems to me that "your" less important "then" the trees you so zealously protect, but I'm guessing you know how to spell "tree".
That's all you got?