Monday
Mar222010
“I told Tiger I'd be there"
Robert Lusetich tracks down Stevie Williams who confirms he'll be on the bag at the Masters, and who offers a strong rebuke to Joslyn James' suggestion that she has met the looper out clubbing with Tiger.
“If she’s met me maybe it was in passing at a golf course, that’s all I could think of,” Williams said, “But as far as I’m concerned, I’ve never met this woman.
“I’m tired of having my name dragged through the mud over this. I’ve done nothing wrong. As I’ve repeatedly said, I knew nothing about what was going on.”









Monday, March 22, 2010 at 06:15 AM
Reader Comments (28)
I don't think it means, "I've grown weary of the non-stop scandal that Tiger Woods has become, and perhaps it is time for me to retire to my farm in New Zealand and my saloon cars."
I've never been a Tiger fan and Williams too seems to be a hard guy to like, but to my mind the evidence here is sketchy.
Also, when Tiger says it's all his fault and nobody else knew, at this point what else CAN he say? Implicating others who have previously denied knowledge would reveal them as liars and sycophants, and could ruin their careers, marriages, etc. Maybe they deserve to be ruined, but Tiger surely doesn't see it that way.
There's plenty of speculation in this arena, but it seems plausible that plenty of people in his camp found out about the Perkins pancake server/Enquirer incident a couple years ago and, based on the text from Tiger, it seems that he was doing his best to keep his dalliances under wraps. He was probably trying to keep several significant people in his entourage from knowing what he was up to. This makes sense, because he must have told everybody that he found some form of religion after the Enquirer busted him. Exactly who is in which camp (enabler or out-of-the-looper) is pretty unclear, but Steinberg would appear to be in the latter while Bryon is in the former since he brought Uchitel down under.
Tiger won't drop Steview because 1) he doesn't mind how Stevie is comporting himself, at least not enough, and 2) Stevie gives him the best chance to win.
Just create a rumor that Steve Williams setup a secret rendezvous for Tiger Woods with Michelle Wie to make changes to the Road Hole with the help of Arthur Hills.
Oh, wait, that last part was for GCA.
Seek pleasure!
In my circle of friends, you'd never just openly admit to cheating on your wife/ girlfriend while actually doing so. The men would tell the wives, the wives would tell the wives and on and on. It's just not something you'd ever share, unless you actually wanted to get caught. I have to assume that this would be true for most people, but maybe not.
Plus, these relationships appear to be all about the sex in a secluded/ private location. It seems reasonable to assume that Tiger wasn't taking these women along for sponsor's dinners and the like. If the texts are true, then they seemed to go to great lengths to ensure that Tiger and his lady were never seen together. So, maybe they weren't? Couldn't it be that simple?
Arthur Hills would paint a bullseye on the Old Course Hotel and redesign the Road Hole Bunker in the shape of the R&A Clubhouse, Tiger Woods would overrule him and redesign the bunker to resemble Joslyn James' knockers; and Steve Williams would yell at the townspeople walking along the road, demanding that they stop while his man is shaping the knockers (er, bunker).
P.S. Michelle Wie would cancel her appearance due to a sprained ankle.
See: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/how_mag_helped_to_cover_his_great_BFCGNjKBET7xxUtac2hAKP
Those with Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) will often latch onto exotic religions or belief systems in order to impress others, but mainly to deflect attention away from their sinister agendas and lack of empathy. In other words, the more exotic the better so the victims/followers of the NPD begin to believe that the NPD “knows something we don’t” so the victims/followers are so impressed they figure the NPD is making a huge leap to a huge change in their behavior.
Sorry.
This is just a typical ploy of the con man and NPD. Question the deepest meaning of everything an NPD says or does and when you get the answer you’ll find it’s tremendously sinister and self centered.
Question everything. Everything.
But I know it’s hard when you’ve never encountered a true NPD. When you do … it’s usually years before you know what’s happened. You thought you were crazy, and then you unravel everything and you’re so damn mad you’ve been conned you could kill.
Sound like what the world’s greatest golfer did to his wife?
John
Chiefly, we need to know how many other such travel plans Bell arranged for people who WEREN'T sleeping with Woods (or, in Uchitel's case weren't possible madams). Let's say that making these arrangements is a big part of his job involving many different people. Let's also say that Bell makes a sweet living ($) being a glorified assistant and wants to keep his job working for his friend (who's also a complete arsehole of a boss). If we combine these two, then I'd say there's a real good chance that Bell just made arrangements and worried very little about the 'who' and 'why' and 'HER?!'. It's a stretch, but seems plausible.
As far as the magazine shoot goes - isn't that whole thing dangerously close to illegal? It reminds me of what happened with Letterman. Assuming it is illegal, I would think that the whole thing could have been done without actually sharing the details of the contents of the pictures. Maybe it went down like this:
Tabloid: We have unflattering pictures of your client that we'd like to publish.
Agents (to Woods): They say they have 'unflattering pictures' of you. (Imagining photos of Tiger at fast-food restaurant, driving a Ford, wearing Reebok, wearing hat during anthem, falling on face at bootcamp, supporting Republicans, etc, etc)
Woods (to Agents): Oh. I see. I can't imagine what they'd be, but I'm trying to build a brand here. These photos might damage all of us.(Imagining photos of any number of ridiculous sexual acts he's performed in the last 6 hours)
Agents (to Tabloids): What do we need to do to keep those from getting out?
Done and done. Again, a stretch but still sort of possible.