The WiFi here is literally groundbreaking!
In case you were wondering why The Open blackout of titillating Tweets, fascinating Facebook posts and sterling stories, not a bother!
Just a mere suspension of media play at 10:38 am with a resumption at 12:18 pm British Summer Time! All because some well-intentioned soul tried to install a new directional sign for wayward scribes to find the media center centre, only to spike it right on through some fiber (R.I.P) delivering internet and television to the lowly inkslingers.
Nothing to see here!
Carry on with your stories about the R&A press conference!