U.S. Open Photo Caption Fun, Vol. 1

I've been searching for anything fun but apparently the photographers are saving their energy for the expected weekend heat. Therefore, courtesy of GolfChannel.com, because he's easy...

 

Comments

[adam]

Monty to his caddie..."If any of these rude yanks coughs in my backswingm this year, I want you spray the oozi this way."

[KC]

Can we get you over here another 10 yards?

YES! All of you, all 50 of you!

BOLLOCKS! I hate these daffy yanks.

[Mr Monte Carlo]

Ok let's avoid that bunker on the 72nd hole this time.

[Wayne]

"Up! Hmmm, it works for Harry Potter."

[MDT]

Can someone move my shadow

[Smitty]

With this magic spell, I exercise the evil spirits that cast a pall on my game in the '94 U.S. Open playoff--may the spirit of holy St. Andrews crush the oppressive shadow that looms over Oakmont and subdue it's evil designer Fownes!

[Stephen]

Yes, that's the one...about 500 metres in this direction...please tell him to stop twitching his right pinkie.

[Anonandon]

Hey stop nagging Billy, I had a few medicinals last night is all, look at that - steady as a rock, son. Steady as a rock. It's a piece of piss this, I know this course like the back of my hand.