When you come to think of it that is the secret of most of the great holes all over the world. They all have some kind of a twist. C.B. MACDONALD
Flat Ratings For The Players
/DJ's Agent Confirms All Of The Rumors You Had Not Heard Are Definitely Untrue
/Bubba: "Not missing golf at all."
/A Word About The TPC Sawgrass' Perfectly Imperfect Greens
/Tiger On Camera Phone Fans: "It can cost guys tournaments because a shot on Thursday is the same as a shot on Sunday."
/Bubba Skipping Players For "Bonding" With Infant Son; Taking "At Least" A Month Off
/What's going to happen when little Caleb is actually aware he has a father?
Will Bubba ever play again?
From Twitter today:

**The tour is treading carefully on this one, even though it's hard to imagine they are pleased.
"We respect Bubba’s decision in light of the unique and life-changing circumstances of the past month,” said Ty Votaw, Executive Vice President of Communications and International Affairs for the PGA TOUR. “His focus on his family is admirable, as was his decision to honor his commitment to the Zurich Classic of New Orleans as defending champion. We look forward to having him back on the TOUR soon."
Trevino: "We were hoping somebody would invite us into the clubhouse and buy us dinner."
/Okay, so Lee Trevino sounds like a geezer talking to Paul Fogleman of the Hickory Daily Record** before a speaking gig in front of the Hickory Sportsman’s Club. Still, it's always fun to hear what's on his mind. Two highlights:
When did you come to that determination to retire? How did you figure out that you had had enough?
I’ll tell you what brings you to that decision. It’s real easy. It’s when you can’t wait to get to a tournament, and then when you drive in you say ‘What am I doing here?’ And then you can’t wait to get out of there. In other words, I don’t care about competing any more. I came to grasp with everything when I realized I couldn’t compete any more, If you’ve won as many tournaments as I’ve won and competed the many years that I competed, you understand that you’re not gonna go play just to be playing. When you drive into that golf course, you want to have a chance of winning, and if there’s any doubt inside of you that you can’t win, it’s time to hang it up.
And...
When you go back to your heyday, there were players like yourself, Arnold Palmer and others who were characters of the game. One of the biggest criticisms of the PGA Tour today is it doesn’t have the personalities like it did in your prime.
If you’ll look back at the old days, most golfers when we came to the course we had a sport coat on, and we hung it up in the locker. Today, these kids come to the course in shorts and a pair of tennis shoes on, and a T-shirt, and then they dress while they’re there. And then they leave the same way. It’s almost like the rock band Kiss. Once they take the makeup off, nobody recognizes them. It was different back then and we were more personable I think back then, and the reason for it is simply because we didn’t play for a lot of money. We were hoping somebody would invite us into the clubhouse and buy us dinner. That’s why we had the coat there.
**Link working now.
Seve's Son Can Play
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Nice scores for a law school student making his debut in a pro event...six spots higher than his late dad finished in the satellite event 38 years ago.
The 21-year-old Spanish amateur, who tied 14th in his first professional tournament at the same venue where his father started out in 1974, ended the Peugeot Alps de Barcelona tournament at Sant Cugat on 4-under, 12 strokes behind two-time European Tour champion Pablo Larrazabal.
“I come away satisfied and will gain a lot of confidence from playing here,” said the law student, who fired rounds of 65, 72 and 68.
“I like playing with the pros as I play better. It motivates me and helps me improve.
“My mother and father always supported me to play golf but both always told me that studies come first.
“With every day that passes I enjoy golf more, but I do not plan challenges or set goals. For now I enjoy, have fun.”
Bubba's Media Bias
/Oy Vey: Mere Thought Of Tebow Brings Bubba To Tears
/Klauk To Have Brain Surgery
/Olazabal Doing 97 In A 65 Zone, Gets A Mug Shot For His Trouble
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Deadspin's Barry Petchetsky with the details. Thanks to reader Tim for this.

