The Tavistock Cup: What Did I Miss?

Shockingly I forgot to record round one or round two of the Tavistock Cup, always one of golf's most embarrassing shows of conspicuous consumption. Though I do see that Tiger Woods had to share a helicopter over from Isleworth with J.B. Holmes, so I'm sure the world No. 1's olfactory senses are just now starting to recover. Serves him right for supporting this nonsense.

Golf.com features a gallery of images and I think this one from Marc Serota just begs for some caption help.