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I remember that I was a very young man when I first played East Lake, my home course, in 63. Afterward, I confided to my father that I had mastered the secret of the game and that I should never go above 70 again. Next day I had to work my head off to get around in 77.




"You enhanced our people's morale by winning the major title for the first time as an Asian."

AP's Kwang-Tae Kim tracks down Y.E. Yang's family and reports that the president called Yang. Photos are posted with the story showing billboard photos that have already been erected.

Golf is huge in South Korea, which in recent years has produced a number of top female players. But the top ranks had until now evaded Asia's men.

Even South Korea's president, Lee Myung-bak, watched the tournament live on TV. He later phoned Yang to offer his congratulations.

"I woke up at dawn today to watch the broadcast, and you played in a calm manner," Lee told Yang, according to the president's office. "First of all, you enhanced our people's morale by winning the major title for the first time as an Asian."


2009 PGA Championship Clippings: Final Round Whoa Nellie, Y.E. Yang Wins Edition

They'll be slicing and dicing this one for a while.

From Tiger's post round take, to Yang's dynamic personality and epic shot on 18, to the gamesmanship or lack thereof, and to that silly rough around the greens to the CBS exec who insisted on showing us a Michael Vick clip as the leaders reached the terrifying 16th, the 91st PGA that was looking like a typical Tiger coronation turned into one for the ages.

Get ready to scroll and click...

Lede Watch - Reporter Division

Doug Ferguson filing for AP:

In a year of spoilers at the majors, Y.E. Yang was the biggest of all. He toppled the mighty Tiger Woods.

There's also some great video at the link of Yang hoisting his bag before Alex Miceli puts his grubby mitts all over the Wannamaker.

Unbylined from Seoul's Gook-Min Ilbo newspaper:

바람의 아들' 양용은(37.테일러메이드)이 한국인 최초로 메이저골프대회를 제패하며 한국골프의 역사를 새로 썼다.

Now that is one tight lede.

Larry Dorman in the New York Times:

Y. E. Yang, ranked No. 110 in the world, took on No. 1 Tiger Woods and never blinked.

Lawrence Donegan, writing for The Guardian:

The final day of the 2009 US PGA Championship at Hazeltine yesterday provided the epic battle everyone had predicted and a challenger to Tiger Woods that no one could have foreseen.

Mark Lamport-Stokes for Reuters:

South Korean Yang Yong-eun entered territory where no Asian male had gone before when he upstaged Tiger Woods by winning the U.S. PGA Championship by three strokes on Sunday.

Mark Reason in the Telegraph:

Y E Yang became the first Asian man to win a major and he did it by beating Tiger Woods down the stretch. That’s a bit like Manny Pacquiao knocking out Muhammad Ali in the 15th round.

Derek Lawrenson in the Daily Mail:

A major championship year notable for delivering surprise results came up with the biggest of the lot when Korean Y.E Yang beat Tiger Woods to the US PGA title to become the first Asian to win one of the four glittering prizes.

Karl MacGinty in the Belfast Telegraph:

Tiger Woods' search for a 15th major victory will have to go on after world number 110 YE Yang stormed to victory in the 91st US PGA Championship.

James Corrigan in the Independent:

Asian golf was last night celebrating a historic first victory in a male major as YE Yang was crowned the USPGA champion. But for the rest of the world it was the defeat of Tiger Woods, and the destruction of part of his aura, which was sure to attract the more sensational headlines. Believe it, this was also a historic day in the Tiger legend.

And my favorite fittingly comes from the hometown paper. Tad Reeve in the Pioneer Press:

Hazeltine National Golf Club can stop fretting about Dave Hill's cornfield-and-cows crack four decades ago. After Sunday, it will be better known as Tiger Woods' unofficial burial ground.

Lede Watch - Columnist Division

Gary Van Sickle writes for

And so ends the Year of the Buzzkill. Korea's Y.E. Yang made sure the major championship season concluded just as it began-in disbelief, disappointment and discombobulation.

Gene Wojciechowski goes all Jack Buck on us for

I can't believe what I just saw.

I can't believe I just saw Y.E. Yang win the PGA Championship. I can't believe I just saw Tiger Woods lose it.

Peter Dixon for The Times:

It seems churlish to mention it at such a time, but the 2009 season will not go down as a classic in terms of the major championships. What odds would you have got on a fourball made up of Angel Cabrera, Lucas Glover, Stewart Cink and Yang Yong Eun waltzing off with, in order, the Masters, the US Open, the Open and the US PGA Championship? Pretty good ones is the answer.

Bob Harig for

The lesson is simple. It has just taken a while to grasp. For all of the consternation over the lack of challengers to Tiger Woods, we have failed to look in the proper place.

The biggest threats come from those who are household names only in their own households, who are given odds of prevailing that are longer than Lake Superior, who somehow muster the moxie at the moment when others melt.

John Hopkins, writing for The Times:

The world of golf has turned on its axis as a result of Yang Yong Eun’s stunning victory at Hazeltine.

Y.E. Yang - The Winner

Y.E. Yang's press conference where his personality came out despite the potential for filtering from his agent. And his Honda Classic presser from earlier this year, or as Tiger called it, the win in "West Palm." Still a Buick man at heart.

Steve Elling opens his piece with an early year anecdote about the self-effacing Yang that speaks to his wonderfully original personality.

Michael Buteau on caddie A.J. Montecinos a sobbing Young Ju Yang, wife to the champion.

David Dusek on what's in Yang's bag, including the 19 and 21 degree hybrids which appeared to be oh so handy. Wonder if he clears the trees on 18 with a traditional 3 iron?

Randell Mell writes for

Yang, 37, will forever be South Korea’s version of Francis Ouimet, the former American caddie who took down legendary Brits Harry Vardon and Ted Ray at the 1913 U.S. Open in one of the greatest upsets in history. His victory with Woods in the field at the European Tour’s HSBC Champions Tournament in China in 2006 makes him golf’s only Tiger Tamer.

The SI conglomerate of golfing nation brands debates the impact of Yang's win with guest Ty Votaw,who quietly reminds us that new Kapalua sponsor SBS is going to be pretty happy next January. This was also interesting:

Not sure you can say "Golf in Asia was already big." Maybe so in Japan, where 8 percent of the population plays golf, and maybe in Korea, which has 46 players on the LPGA Tour. But in most other parts of Asia, and especially in China, golf is growing, but not big. In fact, golf in China is considered more of a leisure activity than it is a sport. Y.E. Yang's win and the Olympic news could change that perception overnight.

Tiger Woods - Shocking Runner Up Division

Tiger's press conference where some suggest he's sounding like a man in denial, which I can see. But I also think he's sounding like a real gentleman who declined to blame his win on really chintzy hack-out rough next to the greens.

A Golfweek video package shows what it was like to follow Tiger and Yang in those 15-deep crowds.

Thomas Bonk writes for

His body language spoke volumes. And let's just say the rigid posture, the tight-lipped expression and the straight-ahead look pretty much screamed out loud.

Tiger was not happy and he wasn't going to spend any more time around this place than he needed to -- which would mean, well, no time at all. Woods was going places, fast. The private jet back to Florida was probably already revving its engines on the runway, waiting for him to jump in, plop down in the leather seat, sit back, close his eyes and spend the next several hours thinking about how he had lost the PGA Championship to Y.E. Yang.

Cameron Morfit for on the post round exit:

After Woods bogeyed the last two holes to lose to Yang by three shots, he met with the media and blamed his faulty putting, then went to the parking lot and hugged his wife, Elin, who handed over their 7-month-old son, Charlie. After a lengthy car-seat transfer from Elin's courtesey Mercedes into Tiger's Buick, Team Tiger's motorcade left Hazeltine.

No truth to the rumor that their headlights were on.

A large crowd watched from a barricade by the parking lot, stunned at what had transpired over the final nine. Yang: 34. Woods: 37. It was as if we were waiting for Tiger to lean out the driver's side window and yelp, "Just kidding!"

Yang shocks Woods! It reads like a headline from The Onion.

Rich Lerner's wrap up essay for Golf Channel:

Over the course of a long career, this was going to happen; he was never going to run the table. He only made it seem that way, to his everlasting credit.

He’s still the surest, safest bet in sports. He’s still well ahead of pace to break Jack Nicklaus' record.

And the next time he takes a two-shot lead into a final round, he’ll be as much of a favorite as he’s always been. But not invincible.

Padraig Harrington - Who Won't Be Selling Wedge Game Videos Anytime Soon

Dave Kindred on the 8 on 8 and the post round discussion that lasted 30 minutes.

Here, someone asked about an eerily similar meltdown just last week when he twice hit shots into the pond by the 16th green at Firestone Country Club, handing that tournament to Woods. "You folks do ask some questions, don't you?" he said. "As I said, these things happen. But I'm not going to mull over them."

Jon Krawcynzki features this bizarro quote about the 8 in his AP story:

“It was a difficult tee shot and it was obviously a difficult second shot after you hit it in the water and pulled it left,” Harrington said. “I had been changing my chipping action a little, and I probably was more into what I was doing rather than trying to get the ball up-and-down, and you know, I hit a bad shot. So these things happen.”

Philip Reid with a Tiger gym sighting and a Q&A with Padraig that is disturbing on a level I can't begin to describe. Favorite hole, the 5th at Pebble Beach!? Never paid a green fee? Dream foursome: Obama, McCain and gulp, Hugh Hefner?

The Others and Miscellaneous Notes, Quotes and Anecdotes

AP Notes on Phil, Glover, qualifiers for next year, Sean O'Hair's super fast round (really) and Jim Furyk.

Peter Dixon on another missed opportunity for Lee Westwood.

Randell Mell on Fred Couples hoping that Amy Mickelson returns to golf at the Presidents Cup.

And because I know CBS just forgot, here are the final Presidents Cup teams on points.

Low club pro Greg Bisconti files his final diary piece for and reveals that he had a little speech prepared for a Tiger win. I'm sure CBS would have loved that!

Mark Soltau's lipouts compiles the best quotes of the day.

Weinman and Johnson's birdies and bogeys include this follow up on the Irish Bookmaker Paddy Power:

Bogey: Irish Bookmaker Paddy Power -- The betting agency puts out a press release stating it took a major hit. Not on those who backed Yang (who was 150 to 1 at the start and still 16-1 on Sunday), but because it had offered an early payout option on Woods after he took a four-shot lead after 36 holes. The bookmaker said it lost $2.1 million pounds to those who cashed in early, commenting, "It takes a special kind of dimwit to turn what should have been our best ever golf result into our worst."

The Golf Course

Tad Reeve talks to Hazeltine super Jim Nicoi, who overcame 6 inches of rain in the Friday and Saturday before the tournament and several more scares during the week, including Sean O'Hair Sunday chasing the crew.

David Dusek talks to Geoff Ogilvy who gives the PGA and Hazeltine a big thumb's down for the silly rough around the greens.

Ogilvy said that the 2004 PGA Championship at Whistling Straits was the most enjoyable PGA Championship he's ever played.

"It's probably the least likely place where we play where they could ruin the setup," he said. "There are some very long tees we didn't play last time, but as far as propagating and harvesting absurd rough, which they seem to have done the last two years in the PGA, I just don't think Whistling Straits is a place where they are going to do that. I really enjoyed that PGA, but the others ones have been harder to enjoy because if you miss the green by a foot, you can have nothing."

Come on, Tiger found his ball on 17 and 18 just inches off the fringe!

Andrew Both also featured this from Ogilvy:

"The difficulty of your shot, in my opinion, should be (dictated by) the position it's in, not the lie it's in.

"I don't like how you can hit it in the same spot and one guy's got no chance and the other's perfect.

"Every player in the world comes off and says it's not the way of forwarding golf yet they keep doing it.''



SI's final round images, shares the best of Getty Images. Golfweek's slideshow, minus music I can make fun of.

And finally, Dan Jenkins' Tweet O' The Day and hopefully not his last of 2009...


Y.E. Yang Wins The PGA Championship!

Alright, Tiger Woods just said in his post round press conference that his execution was flawless, the putting wasn't. Brandel Chamblee on Golf Channel questioned some of Tiger's strategy and execution, particularly during Saturday's round.

But I'm most impressed with Y.E. Yang's toughness. Did anyone else think he responded like no one else has when some subtle gamesmanship came into the picture?

There was Tiger close-standing him or making sure he was in his vision over back nine putts at 15 and 16, with Yang countering by throwing his ball in the crowd before Tiger putted and then putting out on 16 before Tiger.

For me that was the best part of the day. Oh and the shot on 18 was kind of incredible too.

I can't wait to read some of the inside-the-ropes observations and see what the photographers captured in those epic final moments on 18 (SI's Fred Vuich's shot above left accompanying the first AP story is a nice start).

Your thoughts?


2009 PGA Championship Clippings: The Final Round Got A Lot More Interesting Edition

A golf tournament broke out Saturday amidst commercial breaks. So before we get to the scribblers, a word about CBS from new Tweeter Lloyd Cole.

I don't know about the Paddy to win part, but on a day filled with so many holed putts, exciting chip-ins, big charges and a wild mix of old and fresh names coming out of the woods, Saturday's telecast felt like a nice tour event and most definitely not a major. And it's all CBS's doing.

Starting with the Cialis sponsored recap of Rich Beem's 2002 win, the relentless bumpers plugging CBS shows, the seemingly constant commercial breaks on top of breaks just seconds before, a meaningless FedEx Cup points standing list (hey how about that Presidents Cup, oh right...), the awful dentist office music, a tacky Mercedes logo on the leaderboard and Gary McCord lending a Buick Open air to the broadcast, you really get to see why the Lords of Augusta keep these guys on a tight leash. Too bad the PGA of America doesn't get tougher and demand a Players Championship-like presentation, because the quality of the broadcast cheapens the PGA as a major no matter how great a show the players put on.

Okay, now that I got that off my chest...gentlemen, boot your laptops...

Larry Dorman in the New York Times:

A swarm of challengers took aim at Tiger Woods in the third round of the P.G.A. Championship on Saturday, firing at flags and making enough putts and noise to let Woods know they were coming after his four-stroke lead.

Doug Ferguson leads this way: "Tiger Woods is one round away from winning another major, with more company than he wanted.

James Corrigan in the Independent:

So much for this major being over. Somebody forgot to tell Padraig Harrington. Or then again, they probably didn't. The Irishman just chose to ignore all the USPGA obituaries, re-insert those manic eyeballs of his and try for the charge of his life. Harrington picked himself up from the dead men and dared to challenge the immortal.

Lawrence Donegan in the Guardian:

Say what you like about the Hazeltine National golf course, and the critics have been queuing up over the last few days to slate its excessive length and lack of aesthetic appeal, but it sure knows how to serve up a tasty leaderboard to whet the appetite for the final round of a major championship.

Jeff Babineau says:

Strange as this may sound – deep breath, everyone – Tiger Woods may not quite be the lock we all believe he is. Sure, he’s a heavy favorite, but despite his words late Saturday – that his card was “clean” – Woods could not have been very pleased with his performance down the stretch at Hazeltine National. A third-round 71, even considering the wind, unearthed some flaws and accomplished little more than keeping Padraig Harrington and Y.E. Yang at arm’s length.

And this was a wacky revelation:

Ireland’s largest bookmaker, Paddy Power, believed Woods to be such a lock BEFORE he even teed off Saturday that it agreed to pay off all those punters holding Woods win tickets two days early, so that they could “get their cash now and enjoy the rest of the weekend on us!”

Gee, thanks. The pricetag: More than $2 million. Nice gesture, or a Paddy blunder?

Steve Elling looks at Padraig's plight heading into Sunday, and leads with this anecdote:

At that point in their respective careers, Padraig Harrington was 1 up over Tiger Woods, though the ledger has been adjusted somewhat since. He and a fellow amateur named Jody Fanagan teamed to beat Woods and his partner, leading the Great Britian and Ireland to a major upset of the U.S. at the Walker Cup.

But that's not the humorous part, at least not to me. Fanagan owns a chain of funeral homes,so Woods and his partner got body bagged by a policeman's son, Harrington, and a veritable mortician.

"My friend would not be happy with being called a mortician," Harrington laughed.

Thomas Bonk explores the inevitably-nauseating Padraig-Tiger bromance:

Woods has long considered Harrington to be a class act because of his professionalism and work ethic. And Harrington, like Woods, plays through pain, including this week while battling back spasm. You can be sure that Woods also respects Harrington for undertaking something as difficult as making a swing change while at the peak of his game -- because Woods has done the same thing.

Gary Van Sickle on Sunday's potential for excitement:

We don't care who gets it done. We want exactly the same thing that CBS wants — a good show. Tension. Drama. Heroics. A thrilling finish. Can anybody here hang with Tiger?

Harrington sympathizes, to a point. "I get the impression that there's a lot of people who are cheering me on and wanting me to push him (Tiger) along but they still want Tiger to win," he says. "They like the idea of, Let's support the underdog until he catches up, then we'll support Tiger again. That's fine with me. I'll serve my time."

Jon Krawcynski tells us about Y.E. Yang making the final pairing and shares this quote:

“With Woods, he’s won 70 times now, and I’ve won only won once,” Yang said through an interpreter. “So it’s sort of 70-to-1 odds. So I might as well go for broke as well.”

Gene Wojciechowski talks to other players about what Yang faces as Woods' playing partner and reminds us of another Tiger feat on the line Sunday: "No player has ever won at least one major in five consecutive years."

The re-ermergence of Ernie Els at a major inspired several. Scott Michaux on Els' run Saturday:

Els ended up shaving only one shot off of his deficit to Woods, sitting five back and tied for sixth with playing partner Soren Kjeldsen. If Els could have finished the day off with three pars, he would have teed off with Harrington immediately in front of Woods in the final round and given the world No. 1 the chase everyone is hungry to see.

"You could definitely feel that and could feel that there was a real championship going on here and it wasn't a runaway deal," Els said of the mood on the course Saturday before he and several other star challengers stumbled at the end. "It looked like a runaway thing at the end of [Friday] but it looks like the guys are set to really give Tiger a go here and the crowd could really sense that."

Dave Shedloski saw a fiery side to Els not seen in a long time.

Els slapped disgustedly at a sign Saturday after talking to reporters but appeared otherwise calm. He admits composure might be his biggest hurdle -- after his putting. Despite a 68 on Friday, the big South African was candid about nearly losing control after failing to hole short birdie opportunities to start the round.

"I could have been out of here," he said. "I almost lost my head a couple of times, so it's miraculous that I stayed in the process. I don't care how strong you are in the mind ... some of the putts I keep missing, you could be the Man Upstairs and you would be upset."

Bob Harig saw the same fire and notes this about Ernie's improved putting:

The three-time major champion from South Africa, who has won more than 60 times around the world, switched to a Callaway putter that has been made to look and feel like an old model he used when having success in the 1990s.

The switch has given him hope, even if the ball is not disappearing. He ranks 157th on the PGA Tour this year in putting.

David Kindred on Alviro Quiros who CBS showed plenty of...well, putting mostly.

His playing partner Saturday, the American John Rollins, didn't know much more than this about Quiros: "He told me I was likely to see the ball in lies that I didn't know existed." Which is to say Quiros always hits it a long way but only sometimes knows its destination.

Mark Soltau's lipouts include this from Quiros:

"I couldn't say to the media. I enjoy being with my friends and the good weather where I live. I like surfing a little bit. I play soccer, basketball. I mean a little of all. I like sports." -- Quiros, on not wanting to say how he spends his off time, but coming clean anyway

Dan Jenkins was honored Saturday and the AP notes column quoted him:

“Somebody asked me, ‘How long are you going to do this,”’ the 79-year-old said. “I told them I’m not qualified to do anything else. I’ll be here until they carry me out. The message on my tombstone will be, ‘I knew this was coming.”’

David Axelrod and Mandrake the Magician offer their video thoughts and a Sunday preview. Governor William J. Le Petomane Richardson and Lex Luther fire up one more appearance with a downpour in the background and a shout out to the "blogosphere." (A plug would have been nice!).

Lex also interviews Kerry Haigh about his Saturday setup and asks if we'll someday see an 8,000 yard course at a major. Love Haigh's answer: hope not!

Weinman and Johnson's birdie/bogey package includes this tribute to those shrewd fans of the greater St. Paul area.

Bogey: Readers of the St. Paul Pioneer Press -- Saturday's edition included the results to a poll question as to which player would you most like to spend a week with: Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, John Daly, Anthony Kim or Sergio Garcia. Hard as it is to believe, Daly won with 42.32 percent of the vote. Woods was second at 32.35 and Garcia, dead last at 3.25 percent. Daly over Woods? Come on, people!

Sunday's tee times, weather permitting because as Rex Hoggard reports there is even a chance for an unusual and very un-Baltusrol like re-pairing if poor weather arrives overnight. It'll be about 75 and no chance of rain here in LA where they'll never bring the PGA again. Just an FYI.

And the last word belongs to Mr. Jenkins:


"Dude, it's a bromance."

Thanks to reader John for S.L. Price's entertaining look at the blooming Tiger-Federer bromance.

The fact that he and Roger Federer text each other "every day" or that Woods actually calls him Fed. Daily communication is one thing, but for Woods the bestowing of a clunky nickname is the supreme sign of acceptance. If the guy ever tees it up with the President, he'll be calling him B.O. by the fourth green.

The second hint came five days later. While on the practice range at the AT&T National, Woods got wind that Federer had just won Wimbledon to break their tie of 14 majors apiece; sent Fed his now-famous "Great job. Now it's my turn" text; and then shot a 67 to win the tournament. By the time Woods next popped up in public, calling Federer "great" and "phenomenal" at the British Open, their symbiosis had sparked an Internet-fueled bedazzlement not seen since ultrahumans Brad and Angelina joined forces. Woods declared that "our texts back and forth have always been jabby—but also extremely supportive of one another—and that's what friends do," and what we had on our hands became clear.

Dude, it's a bromance.


2009 PGA Clippings, Final Edition Volume 1

This thing's over, right. So why not begin the final edition. At least if you read the stories from round two. Can't say I blame anyone for coming to that conclusion.

Doug Ferguson said it was going along swimmingly until the final hour when everything changed.

Lawrence Donegan writes:

Tiger and Padraig redux, as the novelist and golf lover John Updike might have written. But in truth the two-horse race looked more like a one-man show last night as the world No1 asserted his superiority over his challengers, Harrington included, at 2009 US PGA Championship at Hazeltine and challenged history to prove him wrong.

Jason Sobel says this has "the feel of the Harlem Globetrotters up 30 points over the Washington Generals at intermission" and lists four ways it could get interesting," but he does list ways that Tiger could make this close.

Jeff Rude feels "it’s all but over unless hell or Minnesota freezes over in August."

Steve Elling said the Tiger stare was in play Friday.

When Woods was asked after his round if he felt like he'd ever choked in a major, he uttered not a word, and looked his inquisitor in the eye with a cold glare that said what Woods didn't bother to utter. He made an almost imperceptible shake of his head from side to side.
Uh, that would be an emphatic no, people.

And Thomas Bonk passed along this example of the stare:

He crossed paths with Camilo Villegas, who had stopped to greet Woods with a handshake.
Woods never looked at Villegas and he never stopped walking. He should have hung a "Do Not Disturb" sign around his neck.

Dave Kindred watches Tiger from behind the ropes and surveys the crowd.

I was there for Arnie's Army. I saw Nicklaus win five Masters (though not the last, drat). I never saw as many people then as I saw with Tiger yesterday. Or at least it seems so. They were 10 rows deep practically everywhere that you had might catch a glimpse of him. An hour before he teed off, maybe two thousand people sat in the driving range bleachers and assembled on a hillside to watch him warm up.

Scott Michaux on lurking U.S. Open champion Lucas Glover.

Through his two rounds at Hazeltine, Glover had 10 birdies. He said that the messages from his sports psychologist, Mo Pickens, seem to have finally seeped in and allowed him to play tournaments with the same laid-back attitude he carries on Tuesdays and among friends.

Cameron Morfit tells us how the long ball is winning out while the short hitters are fading. He also makes a case for golf being a tall man's game now. Remember when 5'9" was the ideal height. I wonder what changed? Must be the advent of the personal trainer.

Jim McCabe with this on Alvaro Quiros today:

Even in this world of titanium and megablasts, it sounded a bit much. Driver, 9-iron to the 564-yard, par-5 seventh hole? Was that true, Alvaro Quiros?

The Spaniard shook his head.

And the drive, it went 372 yards?

Again, he confirmed with a shake of his head, but added, “if I must be honest, I did not hit it great, almost on the heel.”

So some quick math determined that the 9-iron was hit from 192 yards? Quiros said it was, then he frowned. “It was too much club.”

On the surface, it sounded crazy, but then again, Quiros’ 9-iron did come to rest plugged in a bunker and he made bogey, so maybe the wedge would have been the proper choice.

Steve Elling tells us that the long putter is always lurking in Vijay Singh's life.

Vijay Singh pointed toward the Hazeltine National clubhouse. What's the old saying? Keep thy enemies close?

"It's in the locker," he laughed. "It's not too far away."

But Singh continued to distance himself from the results of said long putter, which he jettisoned in frustration earlier this month, moving back to a traditional stick that has him back in a familiar position at the PGA Championship.

An unbylined AP story on Phil Mickelson's putting woes, which included 77 stabs for the first two rounds.

Doug Ferguson on even-par shooting Oakmont assistant Grant Sturgeon:

“Expectations coming here … you never know,” Sturgeon said. “I had never played a golf course setup that’s this tough, that’s this challenging, and never played in front of this many people. Never played against the best in the world. That being said, I felt if I played up to my potential, making the cut was a reasonable goal.”

Sturgeon is among 20 club pros who earned a spot into the final major of the year through the PGA Professional National Championship. There used to be 40 teachers among the touring pros, a number that keeps dwindling amid criticism in some corners that the teaching pros are watering down the strongest field of the year.

Mark Reason on Ross Fisher's fourth straight major in contention, notes this about the setup:

So many have alluded to power this week. When Alvaro Quiros - surely the longest hitter in the world - needed just two shots to cover 601 yards uphill and into the wind Tiger chuckled: "That's just stupid long isn't it?"

The PGA is in danger of turning into the macho major. It is possible for the shorter hitters to compete for a while, but they have to be ridiculously good to keep it going for four days. David Toms followed his opening 69 with a 75 as the course began to wear him down.

Dave Seanor gives us this John Paramor update:

Paramor said players have generally been supportive of his action at the Bridgestone.
“If nothing else, it has brought attention to the issue of slow play,” he said.

Paramor said Woods and Harrington walked past him on the 5th hole during Round 1 at Hazeltine, which was the first time he had seen either player since the incident at Firestone. He said Woods and caddie Steve Williams ignored him, but Harrington smiled and gave him a nod.

Jim McCabe writes about Adam Scott's putting troubles and reveals that there's also going to be a change in another component of his entourage.

Compounding matters, Scott confirmed that he and longtime swing coach Butch Harmon, with whom he has worked exclusively since turning pro in 2000, “have taken a little bit of a break.”

Was it a split? Scott shook his head no.

“We need a break to take a bit of the pressure off,” Scott said. “I told him, ‘Let’s have some space.’ We have to figure out how to move forward.”

Weinman and Johnson list their birdies and bogeys, including a breakdown of the club pro performance and this bogey for the fans, making up for yesterday's blatant pandering! You go!

Although nearly everyone standing right of the 15th fairway knew Justin Rose had hit his tee shot out of bounds, a fan tells him it is in play, having mistaken Hunter Mahan's ball for Rose's. When informed his ball is indeed OB, a miffed Rose utters, "That toolbox over there told me it was alright."

Governor Bill Richardson and Lex Luther give us a video preview of Saturday's play.

Mark Soltau compiles the best quotes from Friday, including this from Ryder Cup Captain Pavin.

"I teed off 1 and finished on 18." -- U.S. Ryder Cup captain Corey Pavin, when asked about his round

And finally, the Jenkins Tweet of the day:


Harrington's Balky Back

Dave Shedloski adds this intriguing note about Padraig Harrington suffering back spasms after yesterday's round. Definitely something to keep an eye on the rest of the way.

"It's ongoing," Harrington said while changing his shoes in Hazeltine's locker room. "I guess I'm paying a little bit for trying to get better."

Harrington said he suffered severe spasms after Thursday's opening 4-under-par 68. At 5:40 p.m. CDT Thursday the three-time major champion was seen getting worked on by two physiotherapy trainers in the locker room.


"Golf says, 'I like Lipitor and white collar crime.'"

The Obama-as-golfer haters can rejoice in finding someone who agrees on the sheer awfulness of the President's love for golf. Of course, it's Bill Maher:

Golf, if you're not familiar, is a pastime where you basically walk outdoors with a bag, muttering and cursing. It's like being homeless in loud pants. Anyway, Time magazine is reporting that since he became president, Barack Obama has taken up golf with a passion, playing almost every weekend for the past few months -- and I feel betrayed. He campaigned as a basketball player. It said to us, "I'm urban and athletic and hip and a team player." Golf says, "I like Lipitor and white collar crime." And it's not just golf -- he's been purposefully eating a lot of hamburgers in public lately, to prove he loves meat. And he said that, unlike before he became president, he prays all the time now and that his Faith and Neighbor Initiatives Director sends him scripture on his Blackberry to start every day. Jesus, is there something about that house that turns people into assholes?


So that's why I'm so worried when I see my president playing golf, because golf is a slippery slope. First comes the golf attire, then the golf stories and pretty soon you're telling black jokes. What's worse is that you know Obama doesn't really wanna be golfing, he's just doing it because he thinks it will relax the white people. "How could I be a socialist, I'm putting!" Well, I've got news for you, Mr. President, the people who think you want to kill their Great Aunt Millie aren't going to be swayed by a photo-op on the golf course. They see those photos, they're not thinking you're just like Tiger Woods, they're thinking, "Here comes the Angel of Death, and he's got a nine iron."


2009 PGA Championship Clippings, Round 1

Two things struck me from Thursday's stories.

One, there's a decidedly smaller media contingent in Minnesota, saving me the pain and agony of reading multiple notes about the great golf fans on the Midwest. Okay, I get it. They're cooped up all winter and so they're excited to be outside.

And two: there was really only one story Thursday. Rightfully so. Prayers may just be answered for a Tiger-Padraig showdown this weekend, with some nice names lurking to possibly hang around to cause problems.

Lawrence Donegan in The Guardian:

Tiger Woods and Padraig Harrington got back yesterday to what they were doing last weekend in Akron, Ohio, before they were so rudely interrupted – leaving the best of the rest in their wake – on the opening day of the 2009 US PGA Championship

James Corrigan writing for The Independent:

On the day golf all but regained its status as an Olympic sport the two pros with the golden touch in majors once again showed their standards to be "higher" and their games to be "stronger" than their rivals.

Steve Elling, like many others, thinks it's hard to envision Tiger not winning this one after an unusually strong start:

The last four times Woods has held a lead at a major, he has marched to a victory. And we all know how he plays when he gets into the weekend with the lead -- like a Gila monster with lockjaw.

Gene Wojciechowski on Tiger's opening:

There were a couple of brief encounters with some Hazeltine foliage Thursday, but that was about it for drama. Woods nailed his irons, kept his drives in Minnesota and left a lot of scorch marks on the edges of cups. Do that three more times and he'll win this thing. I'm not saying it will be easy, but it could be.

Gary Van Sickle says Padraig Harrington is the only reason he hasn't declared this one over, and also writes about the highlight of the day.

It never hurts to have Rich Beem, among the funniest men on tour, as your third. With him in tow, there's a guaranteed giggle coming somewhere in 18 holes. The trio even laughed when a ball bounced onto the 11th green while they were still putting. The 606-yard par 5 was into a brisk wind today and thought to be unreachable, but the long-hitting Spaniard, Alvaro Quiros, had other ideas.

"I first thought somebody must have chipped out and hit his third shot up there," Harrington said. "When I inquired who was playing behind us and it was Alvaro, I said that's got to be two of the biggest hits ever in golf. There couldn't be anybody playing competitively who could've knocked it on in two today. It was phenomenal."

Michael Buteau on the incident:

Before putting on the 11th green, Quiros rushed over to the 12th tee to speak with Woods and playing partners Padraig Harrington and Rich Beem. It’s a breach of golf etiquette to hit onto a green when the group in front hasn’t finished the hole.

“To be honest, where I was, I can’t even see them,” Quiros said. “I knew that they were on the green but we thought that they were almost finishing.”

Harrington offered a “nice shot,” while Woods nodded his approval.

“Nothing to apologize for,” said Woods, who is seeking his fifth win at the PGA and his 15th major title. “I mean, that’s just stupid long, isn’t it? To hit it that far into the wind is phenomenal. It’s just absolutely phenomenal.”

Bob Harig does a nice job telling us the Padraig backstory leading up to this week, including some fun anecdotes from Tuesday's champions dinner.

Cameron Morfit touches on the setup, which didn't sound all that exciting in terms of nuance.

The longest course in major championship history at 7,674 yards, Hazeltine played shorter Thursday. PGA officials moved the tees to the front of the tee boxes on the seventh, 12th and 13th holes. More than one player called the wide fairways "generous."

That left the course playable not only for long drivers like Woods and Quiros, but also more modest-to-short hitters like Toms and Paul Goydos (two-under 70).

Jeff Babineau wrote about Tiger and shares this from outside the ropes:

Bob Wood, current VP at Nike who spent many years running and building the company’s golf division, knows Woods as few others do. On the days he walks in Woods’ thick gallery, as he did Thursday, he fills his time with a couple missions. One, he likes to people watch – specifically, to see what people are wearing (especially on their feet). Secondly, he likes to listen to people in the crowd, soak in the comments, the insights, especially in a down-to-earth, Middle America truck stop such as Chaska, which doesn’t regularly get a Broadway production to visit.

“In a place like this, or a British Open, it’s fun to hear the crowd talk about Tiger and how excited they are just to see him,” Wood said. “It’s like they’re watching Babe Ruth, or Michael Jordan ... they know they are getting to see something special. Very, very special.”

Golfweek posted some nice items on the blog but since they don't have permalinks, I can't send you to the best.

Mark Soltau posts his daily lipouts of the best quotes.

Sam Weinman and E. Michael Johnson with Birdies and Bogies. Excellent as always though I don't know who wrote this:

Birdie: Midwest golf fans -- Give 'em credit, Midwest golf fans are among the game's best. Sure, Tiger being out early helped, but fact is there were fans all over the golf course and they were vocal, too, making this Thursday at a major feel more like a Sunday. The PGA and USGA would do well to get to this part of the country as often as possible.

No...majors need to go to places where the courses are great and they don't have 5-inch thunderstorms. Sorry midwest. I know you're doing your best to produce some round 2 winds to dry the place out...

And finally, the Dan Jenkins Tweet of the Day...



Olympic Golf Announcement Clippings

Decidedly different reactions to golf likely making its way into the Olympics. They're far more cynical in Britain as Paul Kelso reports the exciting news Jacque Rogge dropped the sacred, Cialis killer amongst the B-set: the V word! Many times!

In a secret ballot of the 15-strong IOC executive board, rugby sevens, the first discipline to be included in the Games without the main form of the sport, won through comfortably, polling nine votes in the second round.

Golf's progress was far less certain. It was nearly eliminated in the first two rounds, polling only one vote, but benefited from tactical voting from rugby's supporters to win through with a majority in the fourth round.

Owen Gibson in The Guardian:

In a debate that cuts to the heart of questions about what the Olympic movement represents, the IOC executive board plumped for golf and rugby over softball, baseball, karate, roller sports (essentially speed inline skating) and squash.

The International Rugby Board made the astute step of pushing for inclusion for the faster, shorter sevens form of the game as a means of developing the appeal of the sport around the world.

The 72-hole Olympic golf tournament, on the other hand, will look much like any other apart from having a medal rather than a cheque as the prize. Critics have questioned whether top players such as Tiger Woods will prioritise it over the four majors or, indeed, the Ryder Cup.

IOC president Jacques Rogge said the two were selected by the IOC's executive board because ultimately they "added more value" than five less well-established sports that arguably would have had more to gain from inclusion.

Rex Hoggard offers a sunnier game story of sorts. His colleague Kelly Tilghman writes about her lengthy interview with Carl Lewis. Oh they had Peter Ueberroth on too. He got about 90 seconds even though he oversaw the most successful games ever and is head of the USOC. But who wants to hear what he has to say!

John Barton gives us a peak at the potential international impact on golf, until they start seeing what it actually costs to build a golf course to modern standards.

Sam Weinman explains how the date and location of the games could make for some major travel headaches depending on the host site selected.

And Tom Dunne wonders why professionals will interest us, leaving us with this chilling image.

And do we really need to see Vijay Singh walking around the stadium track with Fiji’s flag in a little hip holster?


Monty And Sandy's Totally Coincidental Meeting Was Anything But!

Monty sure made it sound like one of those beer summit deals yesterday, no?

Yes, it's interesting, I didn't realize that Sandy was coming over here to commentate for our British SKY Television here for the tournament. And I had just managed to speak to Sandy just before we came in here, which was good.

Reliable sources tell me that "the meeting was arranged, and mandated by the European Tour, it was not a chance meeting."

Furthermore, I understand Monty confirmed this to Iain Carter on 5Live's coverage of the PGA Championship!


What Olympic Golf Format Would Make For Must-See Golf?

Outside of the world's top players, who we know are paid for their business acumen, creativity, vision and overall love of charity, no one likes the idea of professionals playing 72-holes for Olympic golf.

We know the professional issue is dead. The IOC wants the best, the best is what they'll get even though we know amateurs would bring much more passion. Fine.

I'd love to see something with a 36-hole qualifying and round robin match play, maybe even 9-hole matches in pools to legitimize the 9-hole round to the world, with traditional 18-hole matches for the medal round. It would reward athleticism, it would be very different than anything we see, and we'd witness the kind of emotions that only match play can produce.

What format would make you watch online or pony up for some sort of pay-per-view package in 2016?


Will Golf In The Olympics Deliver World Peace Too?

I understand the euphoria over the Olympic announcement and agree with many that it can only be positive. But the fantasies of massive growth need to be tempered.

Not to sound like Hugo Chavez, but the folks in charge keep forgetting that the game as they see it (7,500 yards, wall-to-wall green turf, USGA greens, 5 hour rounds, massive clubhouse) will be tough to export. Ron Sirak touched on this deep in his column celebrating the news:

While golf faces significant challenges in terms of providing affordable, accessible and timely golf, the very nature of the sport offers every reason to be optimistic about its growth. It can be played alone, without teammates, and with a minimum of equipment.

Well I don't know about the minimum of equipment. A basketball or volleyball is a lot cheaper to export than a set of clubs. And it's a lot easier to erect a court than it is a course, especially when the acreage and accoutrements necessary for "greatness" have swollen.

That said, some of the winners and losers in the Olympic golf push...


Ty Votaw - moved to the top of the replace-Tim-Finchem-whenever-he-retires stakes

Women's golf - a much needed boost in worldwide visibility

Peter Dawson - R&A head man was key to the Olympic push, but inevitable questions about R&A's membership practices will not be pretty

Official World Golf Ranking - system with credibility issues gets a nice boost as the source for determining the Olympic field and will add importance to events where OWGR points are available.

72-hole stroke play - another victory for a format we see way too much of

Players - noted again in the press release that they were the ones behind the decision for a 72-hole stroke play event, even though they are not paid to be visionaries. And you have to figure that player-architects to land some design work in places where they don't know any better.


Match Play - if ever there was a time for match play, Olympic golf was it

Team Play - A shame they couldn't have worked in a two-person team competition, but the Olympics are only two weeks long.

Official World Golf Ranking - Olympics should draw much needed scrutiny.

David Fay - USGA head man was long in favor of Olympic push, but took back seat to Dawson and Votaw; will have to subsist on $700,000 a year from USGA

Equipment manufacturers - fantasies of massive sales boosts worldwide wil die when they are strongarmed into giving stuff away to help jumpstart game in Kazakhstan.

Fans - I've never understood why television or fans will embrace another WGC event and I still don't see Olympic golf receiving much more than a highlight package in prime time.


Golf Likely Into 2016 Olympics Barring Any Scandal, Corruption Investigation Or Last Minute IOC Loopiness

Nice pun in the official release headline.

Golf Makes Cut as IOC Executive Board Recommends Two Sports for Inclusion in 2016 Olympic Games

IOC’s Final Vote on adding sports to take place this October in Copenhagen

Berlin, Germany (August 13, 2009) – Golf is one step closer to being reinstated as an Olympic sport following the International Olympic Committee Executive Board’s recommendation to add golf and rugby sevens to the 2016 Olympic Programme.

The IOC’s final vote on whether to add as many as two sports will take place on October 9 at the 121st IOC session in Copenhagen, Denmark. While the membership of the IOC is not obliged to follow the Executive Board’s recommendation, the Board’s decision is based on an extensive review process of seven candidate sports that has included formal presentations, the submission of a Detailed Questionnaire and responses to questions raised by both the IOC Programme Commission and the IOC Executive Board. The IOC Executive Board announced its decision today following a meeting in Berlin, Germany.

“We’re obviously thrilled that the IOC Executive Board has recommended that golf should be added to the 2016 Olympic Programme,” said Ty Votaw, Executive Director of the International Golf Federation Olympic Golf Committee, which has been coordinating the Olympic bid. “We believe we have presented a compelling case as to why golf should be added and we look forward to the IOC’s final vote in October.”

Golf was last part of the Olympic Games in 1904, when the United States and Canada were the only competing nations.

Throughout the process, the IGF has stressed the unprecedented unified support by international golf organisations – including a commitment by those that conduct major championships to adjust their summer schedules to ensure that their respective tournaments won’t conflict or compete with the Olympic golf competition – as well as the resounding support of golf’s top-ranked male and female players.

Player support has been highlighted in various ways, including short films that have been shown to the IOC Programme Commission and Executive Board, a customised brochure detailing the bid that includes player quotes, a letter campaign in which international players sent the brochure with a personalised letter to IOC members from their respective countries, the participation by Jack Nicklaus and Annika Sorenstam as Global Ambassadors on behalf of the IGF’s bid, and the appearance by Sorenstam and 2010 European Ryder Cup Captain Colin Montgomerie at the final presentation to the IOC Executive Board in June in Lausanne, Switzerland. “We made it clear from the outset of the bid process that we absolutely needed support from the world’s leading players to have the best chance of being selected for the 2016 Olympic Games, and we have demonstrated that support,” said Peter Dawson, chief executive of The R&A and joint secretary of the IGF. “We also stressed the united support from the leading golf organisations throughout the world, as well as the universal nature of golf, with 60 million people playing the sport in more than 120 countries.”

The IGF’s Olympic Golf Committee, which originally included The R&A; European Tour; USGA; PGA of America; PGA TOUR; LPGA and the Masters Tournament, has been expanded to 19 organisations. It now also includes The Asian Tour; Australian Ladies Professional Golf Tour; Canadian Professional Golf Tour; Japan Golf Tour Organisation; The Ladies Professional Golfers Association of Japan; Korea Ladies Professional Golf Association; Korean Professional Golf Association; Ladies European Tour; Ladies Asian Golf Tour Ltd; PGA Tour of Australasia; The Sunshine Tour and The Tour de las Americas.

The IGF has 121 member federations from 116 countries with the most recent additions of the Guam National Golf Federation and Cambodian Golf Federation.

In terms of Olympic competition, the IGF has proposed a format of 72-hole individual stroke play for both men and women, reflecting leading players’ opinion that this is the fairest and best way to identify a champion, mirroring the format used in golf's major championships. In case of a tie for either first, second or third place, a three-hole playoff is recommended to determine the medal winner(s).

The IGF has recommended an Olympic field of 60 players for each of the men's and women's competition, utilizing the official world golf rankings as a method of determining eligibility. The top 15 world-ranked players would be eligible for the Olympics, regardless of the number of players from a given country. Beyond the top 15, players would be eligible based on world ranking, with a maximum of two eligible players from each country that does not already have two or more players among the top 15.

Under this proposal, and based on the current world rankings from both the men’s and women’s games, at least 30 countries would be represented in both the men’s and women’s competitions, from all continents.


Hazeltine Is Here...

The major that has a Rich Beem Village and gets a big endorsement from the Angry Golfer looks like a potential winner in the making. But I think there's a lot more riding on it for the PGA than for the players.

After all, as Larry Dorman notes, Tiger's playing well, Padraig's showing glimmers of his old self, Phil is present and a few of the finishing holes will at least make this potentially more exciting than watching dreary Firestone.

A look at the lineup of future venues--as analyzed by Jason Sobel--inspires little enthusiasm for the coming years if the inland courses are going to be set up like Oakland Hills in '08. Throw in Ron Green Jr.'s suggestion that Quail Hollow is in line for 2017 and I think Hazeltine's setup will tell us a lot about where the PGA is headed. Will we see a gradual slide back into the mediocrity fueled by an excess of narrow, one-dimensional tree-lined courses where conditions are almost guaranteed to be hot and soft...interrupted mercifully by potentially interesting possibilities at Whistling Straits and Kiawah Island?

After last year's disaster--wiped from most minds by the exciting final nine--I've wondered if perhaps the PGA really hasn't changed all that much over the years? Perhaps they just looked so good next to the USGA and the Tom Meeks run of boondogglery?

But then there was Southern Hills and it's sublime setup. Was it an aberration? More a product of Keith Foster's restoration and introduction of tight turf and superintendent Russ Myers doing such an amazing job, all capped off by PGA of America setup man Kerry Haigh startling us with that 2 1/2 inch flyer lie rough? It's no surprise that despite record heat, Southern Hills produced a great leaderboard and champion.

Based on player and observer Tweets, Hazeltine is ripe for producing a surprise winner if the setup adheres to the banality of the back tee design. If Haigh finds ways to take advantage of different tees to mute the impact of the 7600 yard back tee yardage, I suspect we'll see a varied leaderboard and worth champion. Play it safe, use mostly back tees and do little to introduce some shotmaking and Hazeltine will produce a weird outcome.

Alright, about the course. Bradley Klein explains the plastic surgery that has taken place to get Hazeltine ready but doesn't tell us that there's more on the way! That's right, we're watching a lame duck design. Our second straight major to be played at a course that will be plowed up soon after the championship ends.

Anyway, thankfully the 14th hole now has a driveable option. This could inject some weekend interest based on player comments and hints from Haigh about a possible driveable scenario. So we've got that going for us.

John Huggan talks to Tony Jacklin about his memories of winning at Hazeltine and his thoughts on Dave Hill's infamous criticisms and to Geoff Ogilvy about the fourth major's stature.

"I don't view the PGA any differently," shrugs Geoff Ogilvy, the 2006 US Open champion. "But what it doesn't have is the sense of 'uniqueness' the other three majors have. The PGA is a bit like a slightly more liberal US Open or a more amped-up PGA Tour event.

"What helps it is its spot in the schedule. It's the last chance for everyone. So there is a feeling of, not desperation, but that this is my last major for eight months. For me, that's where it gets its prestige.

Glory's last default major.

Rex Hoggard previewed the setup and got this from Luke Donald, which was probably intended as a compliment but is an insult if you prefer architecture with character.

“It’s a typical Midwest course,” Donald said. “Lot of long irons out there, but it’s all right there in front of you.”

And this from a caddie:

Asked his lasting impressions of the Robert Trent Jones Sr. design, one longtime Tour caddie of a top 10 Tour player mulled his answer for five minutes before admitting, “I don’t have any.”

Lorne Rubenstein warns us that this could be a short game specialist/plodder course if they insist on playing the three par-5s at over 600 yards. Intriguing and probably accurate theory. Zach Johnson would love that.

The par-3 13th playing at 250 yards has also been a hot topic and it's something Mickelson touched on in his press conference today.

Surprisingly my favorite hole is 13. I love the new tee box. It's a 250-yard par 3 with water up the left.

The reason I like it is it falls into my strategy or belief that the TOUR, the tournaments, should make the hard holes harder and the easy holes easier, because people want to see birdies and they want to see bogeys. And when you take a hard hole like 13 and you move the tee back to where it's 250 or 260 yards, you're going to see a lot of bogeys and doubles. That gives the better players a chance to make up ground to separate themselves through making par. That's one of the best holes out here.

That's exactly why I don't like moving the tee back on a hole like 7, because I believe the better players have a chance to separate themselves when they can go for that green and try and make an eagle or birdie. When you move the tee back and you force everybody to lay up, it just makes an easy hole harder. And I don't believe in that.

It's this last quote that may be the key point I'll use to justify my cynicism about Hazeltine. From Mark Soltau's Tuesday lipouts and uttered by Rich Beem:

"I hope Mr. (Rees) Jones doesn't take this offensively, but I think Mr. Jones went down to every tee box and looked down every fairway and turned around 180 degrees and just started walking. The thing is just long. I mean, it's just excessively long, and it's nowhere near the same golf course that it was. But it's the state of the modern game, I guess. It order to make it harder, just make it longer."

Add it all up and this week will tell us a great deal about the PGA of America's control over a host venue and their vision for what produces a worthy champion.


Monty And Sandy Bury Hatchet In Totally Accidental Meeting

If they get another Rich Beem winner, maybe the Hazeltine folks can put a plaque on the spot where Monty and Sandy accidentally ran into each other and buried the hatchet. From Monty's press conference:

Q. I'm almost sorry to bring this up, but I couldn't help but notice, Sandy Lyle was out front, and I'm curious if you had an opportunity to speak with him; and if so, can you give us any insight into that conversation?

COLIN MONTGOMERIE: Yes, it's interesting, I didn't realize that Sandy was coming over here to commentate for our British SKY Television here for the tournament. And I had just managed to speak to Sandy just before we came in here, which was good. I can't, unfortunately, say what was said. But that matter is now closed and I personally thought it was closed four and a half years ago; it is now, believe me (smiling).

I spoke to Sandy just, what, about 45 minutes ago.


“Just so some little group of the bourgeois and the petit-bourgeois can go and play golf"

So I guess based on Simon Romero's story about Venezuelan socialist dictator Hugo Chávez taking on golf for its capitalistic bourgeois tendencies and therefore closing courses because it's not a sport of the people, this means avid golfer and alleged socialist Barack Obama is not by definition a real socialist? At least not yet?

“Let’s leave this clear,” Mr. Chávez said during a live broadcast of his Sunday television program. “Golf is a bourgeois sport,” he said, repeating the word “bourgeois” as if he were swallowing castor oil. Then he went on, mocking the use of golf carts as a practice illustrating the sport’s laziness.

Well, he's not entirely wrong about the cart part.


“We are right-sizing our hospitality for the current environment"

Leslie Wayne pens a New York Times business story on the new low-key approach to corporate hospitality, using the recent U.S. Open at Bethpage as a barometer. More importantly, you know nothing makes me happier than to pick up some new MBA jargon.

Joseph L. Goode, a spokesman for Bank of America, said that the bank decided to operate almost anonymously at the U.S. Open because it was sharing a suite with other companies, rather than pitching a tent of its own.

“Symbolism matters,” Mr. Goode said, adding that the bank’s decision not to promote its brand at the tournament was deliberate. “We are right-sizing our hospitality for the current environment and tone and mood of the country, with fewer bells and whistles.”

Right-sizing. Got that Ponte Vedra? Ah heck, they probably picked that up from you.


Clockgate Clippings

Tim Rosaforte on Tiger's defiant press conference Tuesday at Hazeltine:

There is a Machiavellian side to Woods. He wants to take the power, but he doesn't want the power given to him. And this one was given to him. As he pointed out, had Harrington enough time to think this one through, slowed down a little, made no worse than bogey, it's still a golf tournament -- a one-stroke lead for Woods going to the 17th tee box.

Thomas Bonk on the rapid fire events surrounding Clockgate, notes:

As it turns out, the PGA Tour was quick to issue a four-sentence statement Tuesday after Woods' press conference at Hazeltine National. PGA Tour spokesman Ty Votaw said that after reading what Woods had to say on Sunday, there was no disciplinary process started. Votaw also said the tour didn't find anything that was unreasonably disparaging in Woods' comments.

Connell Barrett gives us a flavor of the lively Tiger press conference and wonders, "Who was that Swooshed man?"

Steve Elling also points out Tiger's uncharacteristic "sarcasm and cynicism" and notes this:

The last player known to have been zapped with a penalty stroke was Dillard Pruitt, now a rules official himself, in 1992. Conversely, the European Tour is much more diligent about hitting tardy players where it hurts most -- on the scorecard.

European Tour rules official Andy McFee, also on the rules staff this week at the PGA, said his tour has assessed a total of 18 one-stroke penalties over the past 11 years.

"Not a lot, but it sends a message," McFee said.

And Jim McCabe uses the occasion to point out how this episode reminds us that the PGA Tour could adopt the USGA's pace of play policy for 12 10 of its 13 championships.

Of course, they are not truly addressing the pace-of-play issue and won’t be until they explore the successful “checkpoint system” that is in place at U.S. Golf Association amateur events such as the U.S. Junior, Girls’ Junior, Men’s and Women’s Public Links.

Competitors are told what their pace-of-play is expected to be, and there are checkpoints at the fourth, ninth, 13th and 18th holes. Miss a checkpoint, and you’re warned; miss two, and you’re penalized.


"We're in unchartered territory"

Brian Murphy in the Pioneer Press looks at the state of the golf economy and notes this about sales at Hazeltine this week:

Yet as of Friday, fewer than 500 ticket packages still were available, with free admission to anyone younger than 17, for a tournament that sold out almost two months in advance in 2002, when Hazeltine last hosted the PGA Championship. Corporate hospitality sales are down almost 25 percent, and more corporations this year opted to schmooze clients around less expensive tables and chairs instead of in temperaturecontrolled chalets.

"We're in unchartered territory," acknowledged Shannon Loecher, regional director of sales for the PGA Championship.