When you come to think of it that is the secret of most of the great holes all over the world. They all have some kind of a twist. C.B. MACDONALD
Steiney Exonerated! Steiney Exonerated!
/I come to you from the glorious Santa Monica Public Library after my modem died and the new one is not arriving until sometime Friday. It's a wonderful scene, really. Imagine a Twin Peaksextras reunion in an extra-large modern mental hospital reading room. That should give you some idea why today's lone post will be brief. (Not to mention that the library prevents me from reading several websites related to Tiger news.)
Besides, from what I can see, the only thing I missed were some wonderfully lurid and perverted text messages suggesting Tiger was concerned his agent, Mark Steinberg, would find out about his other life in Vegas. So Steiney, congrats, you've been exonerated! Even you appeared to have been kept in the dark.
In the final text, dated Oct. 4, 2009, Woods flipped out on James for apparently acting recklessly in public.
"Don't F--king talk to me," his text said. "You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F--k."
Doesn't quite conjure up memories of the best of Bobby Jones, does it? Apparently there are more, but the SMPL isn't letting me see them. Something to look forward too with the new modem.
Good news though, as if we needed it, Larry Dorman reports that NBC is airing a 30 second spot featuring 5 seconds of reminder that Tiger is returning soon. I'm sure it'll make everyone forget what they read today and lead to several online spoofs. Something else to look forward to.
"Being in public life doesn't mean you have to succumb to the overwhelming curiosity factor that permeates everything in our society."
/Tiger's Returning At The Masters Clippings, Vol. 3
/ESPN Would Really, Really Like Tiger To Play In The Par 3 Contest, Too
/More On Masters 3D...
/...from a Sony release:
Sony Electronics will support the effort not only as a sponsor of the 3D telecast, but also as an industry expert, along with supplying the latest advances in professional camera equipment and its 3D-capable televisions. Comcast will join in the production by providing the distribution channels necessary to deliver the content free to households throughout the United States. Additionally, Comcast and IBM, the Tournament’s technology partner, will combine efforts to offer the 3D feed via www.masters.com.
Two hours of live afternoon 3D coverage will be available each day beginning during Wednesday’s Par 3 Contest on April 7 and continuing throughout the four Tournament rounds, Thursday, April 8 – Sunday, April 11.
Mission accomplished!
/Thanks to reader Darren for this March 12th Mike Peters cartoon after it got out that Tiger is employing former press secretary Ari Fleischer.

Mark O'Meara Doesn't Make List Of Favorite Irish Golfers
/A devastating blow on St. Patrick's Day and on the eve of the Tavistock Cup, so soon after learning Tiger passed up on playing there.
Tom Cunneff lists his favorite Irish golfers...from the Republic. Not from southern California.
Tiger's Returning At The Masters Clippings, Vol. 2
/Alan Shipnuck praises the timing of this announcement.
3. Tiger's flaks. They finally got something right, making an early announcement to short-circuit the rampant speculation and give the world time to prepare, and doing it on a Tuesday, so as not to completely overshadow this week's Transitions Championship.
Tiger's Returning At The Masters Clippings, Vol. 1
/Jason Sobel at ESPN.com:
When Tiger rejoins the competitive arena for the first time since winning the JBWere Masters in Australia on Nov. 15, he will very likely be a changed man. More contrite. More polite. More cautious around media and fans.
Comcast, 3D And Men In Green Wearing Big Glasses
/"Colin Montgomerie has travelled the world as a leading player and also as one of the pre-eminent modern-day course designers."
/You learn something new everyday. Monty, one of the pre-eminent modern-day course designers" has discovered a "hidden gem" of golf architecture.
During a visit to Edinburgh last week to promote the Bupa Great Edinburgh Run, Monty popped up to the Braids for the first time in his life and couldn't believe its stunning location high above the Capital.
In the Edinburgh Thistle Golf Club he certainly didn't need to be told about its rich history. "Some famous golfers have played here," he said pointing at a members' honours board bearing the names of former Open champions James Braid and Tommy Armour.
Nothing gets by Monty!
Tiger To Return At The Masters...**
/Augusta's New Practice Area...Let The Hype Begin!
/Geoff Ogilvy Tweeted/raved about it today, Sam Weinman reports. Even better, we finally get to see one of Rob Brown's club-sanctioned images. Well, we did for a little while.


