When you come to think of it that is the secret of most of the great holes all over the world. They all have some kind of a twist. C.B. MACDONALD
Furyk Out Of Playoffs With Partially Dislocated Cell Phone Power Sprain
/Who uses a cell phone as their only alarm? Oh right, your former No. 3 playoff seed, Jim Furyk.
You think Fluff's doing a little muttering today?
In related news, Dustin Johnson is preparing a thank you note for Furyk.
So Much For Elin Signing A Binding, Comprehensive, All-Inclusive Non-Disclosure Agreement!**
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People has the exclusive first and purportedly last interview with Elin Nordegren that hits newsstands Friday.
In 19 hours over four visits to her Windermere, Fla., rental home, Nordegren shared never-before-seen personal photographs and opened up to PEOPLE about the emotional roller coaster she's been on, her life as a mother to Sam, 3, and Charlie, 19 months, and her hopes for the future.
"My immediate plan is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation. I am going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal," she says.
She tells the magazine this was her first – and last – interview, as she intends to remain a private person.
**More details from the AP and Doug Ferguson include Elin denying she ever hit Tiger ("I did everything I could to get him out of the locked car. To think anything else is absolutely wrong") and that her people approached People. There was also this imagery from Ridgewood:
Shortly before 8 a.m. ET, when the People magazine story broke, his agent, Mark Steinberg, stepped outside the ropes of the first fairway and was on the phone for the next 10 minutes, as was Woods' spokesman, Glenn Greenspan.
Tiger Wins Web Award Categories Only Tim Finchem Could Love
/"It appears the USGA is still learning how to properly prepare Chambers Bay for tournament play."
/"It was kind of a freak thing and unfortunate. But it happened."
/Tiger Slam Irons Back On The Market
/NBC's Ebersol Tours TGC Headquarters: Michael Breed Screams Offer For Free Lessons
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John Ourand reports on an intriguing development for followers of the NBC-Comcast merger.
Ebersol flew in and out of the Golf Channel’s headquarters the same day, a trip that increased speculation that Comcast will pick the longtime media executive to oversee the merged company’s sports channels, including Versus, Golf Channel and Universal Sports, as well as NBC Sports.
Ebersol long has been viewed as the odds-on favorite for that position, which would report to Comcast’s chief operating officer, Steve Burke.
It appears unlikely that Comcast’s regional sports networks would be grouped with the national sports networks. Rather, sources say, Comcast seems to be leaning toward grouping the RSNs with NBC’s owned-and-operated stations.
Line Develops At U.S. Amateur To Handle Slow Play Penalty Mediations!**
/62 In A Major!
/"Although golf's ruling bodies should constantly look at every aspect of the game, a ball that flies 20 yards less is not what the game needs right now."
/At Least You Can Say This About The FedEx Cup...
/...it's not as ridiculous as the BCS!
Check out this Brad Edwards clip from ESPN talking about how winning America's college football championship is incredibly difficult for a one-loss team, and nearly impossible for one not ranked by a bunch of writers, angry coaches and bitter administrators experts in a pre-season top 10.
Maybe This Should Have Been A Sign For Elin...
/From a reader who I'm pretty sure would not like to be named, comes this Urban Dictionary definition of Tont, which some of us learned from today's divorce documents is Eldrick Woods' middle name.
1. tont an idiot. taking from swedish, spelt tönt
that jaytea is a real tönt sometimes
“I have quit plenty of times but never have I faked an injury and the guys here know it."
/Thanks to John Strege for an always-fun Monday roundup and in particular, highlighting this Andrew Both item on John Daly's epic defense of his WDitis:
“All I know is I’ve never ever faked an injury on this tour,” the two-time major winner told Reuters after shooting a two-under-par 68 at the Wyndham Championship on Thursday that left him seven strokes off the pace.
“I have quit plenty of times but never have I faked an injury and the guys here know it … when you’re hurt, you’re hurt. I wasn’t playing great at the PGA but I still had 11 holes left (in the second round).”
Yes, they know you're a quitter alright!

