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Wednesday
Oct282009

Take That Brand Lady: New Commish Slips Three Brand References Into One Sentence!

Where to start after Wednesday's introductory news conference for eventual former LPGA Commissioner Mike Whan?

I did enjoy Stephanie Wei's firsthand account of Ron Sirak and LPGA flak David Higdon sparring, but really, how can you not love the notion that the LPGA failed miserably after hiring a marketing gal from California, going right back to the well and hiring another marketing maven from the same place and with the same propensity for empty jargon.

Anyway, just before we get to the good stuff, I want to be clear: most of us Californians do not speak like this.

Why don't we start on his exclusive chat with AP's Rachel Cohen, talking about the exciting 2010 schedule news.

Whan said he was "surprised and excited" when he saw the 2010 schedule, which will be released in mid-November.

"If that's a downturn year, then this brand's more resilient and stronger than I even thought coming in, and I was pretty confident going in," Whan said. "The LPGA's just fine."

Sounds just like the Brand Lady. Which reminds me, I'm taking nominations for Whan's nickname. Brand Boy? MacJargon Man (an homage to his original family name, MacWhan)? Please, help me with this important task.

Okay now to the good stuff.

Whan has also worked in marketing for non-sports companies, including Procter & Gamble.

"I don't think anybody was immune to the business downturn in 2009, but at the end of the day, having been on the brand side of the big corporate brands, they're always looking for partnerships that can build their business and build their brand," Whan said. "The LPGA represents a very unique and powerful one."

And from the press conference:

At this stage of my career, or maybe I'd even say this stage of my life, I really look to three things when I think about the future, and that's people, that's opportunity, and that's passion. When it comes to people, this search more than anything else proved to me that this LPGA organization is literally surrounded with overwhelming talent, and I don't just mean business acumen talent; there's plenty of that, but the value-based passion for the game, passion for the brand, passion for the sport. It's really overwhelming.

The more I got into the process, the more I realized these are the kind of people I want to surround my life with and be a part of.

You know, maybe that's where I have blown it in life. I haven't surrounded myself with people who have a value-based passion for the game.

I can't wait to get started, not just because of the upside potential, but because of the base we've already built, but where we can really take the LPGA in the years to come.

He's so eager to get going, but he's going to wait another two months to start the job. Let the doublespeak begin!

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Reader Comments (11)

BRAND THIS .

I can't stand it anymore. This MBA speak has got to go.
10.28.2009 | Unregistered CommenterSteven T.
Human beings don't really talk like that. Do they? Bring back the Brand Lady, all is forgiven!
10.28.2009 | Unregistered CommenterLJK
Obi-Whan Cannot-Be?

Whan-abe Brand Lady?
10.28.2009 | Unregistered CommenterFWIW
Appears they got another BS'er . He should know by now that there is a lot of difference between "talking a good game" and "playing a good game"!. Players, sponsors and staff want someone who will tell it like it is and not another marketing speaker. Time will tell.
10.28.2009 | Unregistered CommenterLPGAFAN
Can he hit a one iron off a side hill lie ? Does he know what a one iron is ? Can he quote lines from Caddyshack ? When someone says 86, what is the first thing he thinks of ? Any idea who Mickey Wright is ? Surely these are the first interview questions for this sort of job. You'd soon cull these "process driven" morons form our great game.
10.28.2009 | Unregistered CommenterLongy
As a staff member at golf house I can only express my sincere disappointment that Bevaqua did not get this job. I thought we would finally be rid of that know-nothing sack of hot air. Looks like further bleak times at the USGA. My condolences to all my fellow staff members.
Geoff, you better clear your schedule, you are going to be BUSY!!

This is EVERYTHING you hoped for, AND MORE!!!!
10.28.2009 | Unregistered CommenterFarmingdale
The Magic Whan.
10.28.2009 | Unregistered CommenterRM
Corporate wordsmithing.

I was once forced to attend a business seminar to learn how to speak MBA.

I came out sounding like the prisoner from "In Living Color" by amplifying my vocabulation and empowering my adjectifying by adverbisizing.
10.28.2009 | Unregistered CommenterLudell Hogwaller
What's the over/under on the amount of time it will take the top/most well known players from the LPGA to have another mutiny meeting on the direction of the tour? 12-18 months?
10.29.2009 | Unregistered CommenterOWGR Fan
Top players will not need to have a meeting IF this hire does not work out - this is the last chance so if it doesn't work. there will be no LPGA Tour. JMO of course.
10.29.2009 | Unregistered CommenterLPGAFAN

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