Michael Barbaro reported on Donald Trump's first post-White House Correspondent's Dinner appearance and besides sounding like he didn't enjoy the roasting, The Donald employed a long putter metaphor to explain his position on gay marriage.
“It’s like in golf,” he said. “A lot of people — I don’t want this to sound trivial — but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive,” said Mr. Trump, a Republican. “It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”
I can't wait to hear The Donald's golf metaphors for climate change, health care and democracy in the Middle East!