Dog Eats Masters Tickets; Finds Them Disagreeable

Thanks to reader Tobin for catching an appearance on KJR 950's Mike In The Morning by Russ Berkman, who has tickets to Wednesday's Masters practice rounds. Or had tickets. The link to the interview is not up, so the outcome was not certain, but judging by what his hound did to his Masters tickets, someone slept outside last night.

Tobin reports that the Lords of Augusta reprinted the tickets for Berkman. Nice!

Comments

[GolfFan]

That happened to my homework in Junior High. The teacher was not so generous.

[benseattle]

Not that I care but the website refers to "Mitch" in the Morning -- not Mike.

Mitch Levy is Seattle's version of NYC's Craig Carton, without perhaps quite as much venom. He's best known for what used to be known as "The Bigger Dance," a radio "bracket" pitting models, starlets and porn stars in an elimination much like the NCAA tournament. The result is a full month of UNLISTENABLE Sports Radio.

This is the same guy that once wagered Seattle Storm guard Sue Bird, who, if she lost, would submit to a spanking. Poor decision by the then-young and naive Bird. Typical of Mitch's attitude toward women.

[Dale F. Doelling]

So, this guy gets new tickets to The Masters because the dog ate them but they wouldn't replace Ken Green's tickets that he left in Florida which his wife refused to Express mail to him. Thus, we now have "The Ken Green" rule at The Masters because bodies were smuggled onto the hallowed grounds of Augusta National!