PGA Tour Players Brace For Ponte Vedra Twitter Memo After Kris Blanks Missive About Marital Fornication

Deadspin's Sean Newell with Kris Blanks's Tweet that will surely keep someone in Ponte Vedra busy on a summer Saturday.

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[Written Off]

After that tweet, he make be making a bad assumption about his wife. I can see a cold front coming after that public announcement.

[Sun Mountain Man]

Pretty classy tweet by a guy who is obviously a total buffoon.

[RickABQ]

Yet to see one good thing to come from Twitter.

Correction - Larry Bird's response to the 2012 "Dream Team" was pretty good, although it had been used before.

[LeeWatson]

What a wonderful visual, a morbidly obese oddly tanned man fornicating.

[LeeWatson]

@RickABQ, really? It is easily the most efficient/useful/quickest news and info medium today. Perhaps you are using it wrong? I use Twitter so I don't have to wade through 60 minutes of awful Sportscenter, 30 minutes of evening news etc.

[RickABQ]

Lee -

I certainly don't tweet myself, but I certainly could be knowledgable enough to know the ins and outs. I usually get my news/sports via a few websites at my leisure so I don't need to hear the condensed, 140 character version. It just seems to me that more people get into trouble with twitter than what it is worth, and the constant drip, drip, drip of the Christian Kim-type tweeter also doesn't interest me. Likely I am just a Luddite (no offense to Pete) on things twitter.

[Ardmoreari]

Kids as in plural meaning more than one? Hope for him he can shoot blanks!

[Ted Mitchell]

@RickABQ, a radio tuned to static seems like a useless device too (unless, I suppose, one wants white noise to help one fall asleep).

Another way: you wouldn't condemn all cameras just because Rep. Weiner found a way to use one to ruin his career/life.

[Lip Out]

I'm guessing he's going to have to wait in line.

[bob]

Enjoy the weekend! See you at Q School!

[weg]

Apparently he's got a no-cut wife.

[elf]

Apparently his wife found out about the tweet, so that's out for the weekend too, lol

Here's the nice thing about twitter, if you don't want the Christina Kim tweets, don't follow her, and you'll never see them. But it's an incredibly useful (and convenient) news deliverance system.

Don't tweet things you wouldn't say, and don't take offense to someone else mocking themselves

[Seán O'Nuallain]

Marital fornication?

www dot youtube dot com slash watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk

[Gary Griffin]

Would have been funny if another guy Tweeted "you might as well; I just did!".

[johnnnycz]

Golf and Sex...two of the world's most powerful addictions. Twitter has only made them easier to use and abuse....all in mono syllable 140 character posts written for a 4th grade reading level.

I prefer to get my new from actual papers...online of course.

[digsouth]

Just because you think it , doesn't mean you have to say it out loud.