Memorial 36-Hole Round-Up: Rory Is Back! Rory Is Back!

How about that great play from the lad, such a turnarou...what? Oh, that Rory? Really? The courtesy car ditcher?

Even Doug Ferguson had to note the other Rory taking the Memorial lead in his AP lede:

That other Rory – Rory Sabbatini – played his best golf in the worst weather Friday at the Memorial and made a surprising appearance atop the leaderboard. Right behind him was a Tiger Woods that looked all too familiar.

He also noted this about Tiger, who lurks one back in search of his 73rd PGA Tour victory.

Woods looked strong for the second straight day, though he also had another double bogey that slowed his progress. What pleased him was controlling his ball in the wind for plenty of birdie chances that led to a 69.

''I hit the ball well all day, and it was a day that I needed to,'' Woods said. ''The wind was blowing out there, swirling in those trees, and it was just a tough day.''

Steve Elling noted that Woods did this with horrible allergies Thursday, and now a cold or flu bug that developed in round two.

Tiger Woods politely declined to shake hands with a couple of folks after his round at the Memorial Tournament, and not because he was upset with his round or didn't wanna mingle with the little people.

Somewhere over the course of the week, and it wasn't helped by the rain and 50-degree weather on Friday, he caught a cold of flu bug.

“Dude, this is June, right?” Woods said.

As for McIlroy, Dave Shedloski called it "another inexplicable display of desultory golf."

On the par-5 11th, McIlroy layed up poorly on the edge of a creek right of the fairway and then watched his third kick backwards into the water when he tried to hack his ball into the fairway from a thick lie.

"Probably a bit of bad judgment because I thought I could just chip it back out," said McIlroy, who finished fifth in last year's Memorial. "But if I had have examined the line maybe a little bit closer, I might have just taken a drop straight away."

When he drove into another creek left of the fairway at 14, it marked the fourth time that McIlroy had found a water hazard in two rounds.

Bob Harig noted that Rory's lousy play probably still won't be scrutinized like Tiger's.

And yet, you won't see McIlroy take the same kind of bashing Woods would receive if had missed three straight cuts. There will be no cries for McIlroy to dump his swing coach, Michael Bannon, who came over from Northern Ireland to help his star student this week.

Jim McCabe talked to Luke Donald, who sounded very excited to be chatting about his rival, but did offer a blunt take on Rory's troubles.

Donald shrugged.

“He made a few errors, careless errors. I’m sure when Rory puts a few solid rounds together he’ll be fine.”

Elling looked at Rory's day, with full quotes from the lad, and noted how long it's been since Rory played this poorly:

McIlroy, 23, last missed three straight cuts in August, 2008, on the European Tour.

Ashleigh Ignelzi and I discussed the first two rounds of the Memorial. It's about 5 minutes long:



And the PGA Tour highlights include Tiger's 194-yard 8-iron at 16.

Hostage Tiger's Hangout An "Improvement"; FBI Has Whereabouts Pinned Down To Massive Olympic Club Sofa

Jonathan Wall reports on Tiger's latest social media experiment designed to cut down on facetime with the big, bad media members that so ruined his life, and says the Google+ Hangout was a huge improvement over his last hostage video.

After opening with a couple questions from a member of our Armed Forces and a few fans, Soltau had NBC Sport's Roger Maltbie ask Woods about his time spent playing Olympic Club earlier in the day, and his thoughts on the course.

It was an awkward moment in the chat because it seemed like Maltbie was doing a one-on-one interview with Woods. But after listening to a host of off-topic questions the last time around, it gave viewers a chance to hear Woods' thoughts on the upcoming U.S. Open site, something most people probably wanted to hear about from the outset.

Bad News For Tiger: Hosting Google Hangout In Lieu Of Media Sitdown Appears To Not Bother A Soul

You know you're on the road to irrelevancy when the hostage video you hosted in lieu of a press sitdown was received with such pity that no one seems too upset you are avoiding the press room on Tuesday at the Memorial. Especially with 8 of the world's top 10 in attendance and media-friendly types like Rory, Bubba, Phil, Jack and Luke expected to drop in.

Tiger's Punta Brava On Track For Fall '13 Opening

From the PR wire, amazingly detailed plans for Punta Brava's environmental stewardship efforts and golf course construction timeline for Mexico's Punta Brava, aiming to be the first Tiger Woods 18-hole design to be completed that is projecting play as early as September, 2013.

“As a development, we are proud to have engaged the world’s brightest minds in the field of sustainable golf construction, emerging clean technologies, as well as the Ensenada community, throughout the planning stages of Punta Brava. And we believe many of the innovations we achieve will have a catalytic influence across the golf industry,” added Leggat.

Course Construction Timeline

Upon completion of current conservation programs in the coming months, the first phase of golf construction consists of earthwork, fairway shaping and bunker construction. This 10-12 month phase is timed to coincide with the peak germination period of the Baja coastal desert climate (June 15th – August 31st 2013).

The second phase of construction consists of drought-resistant grassing, irrigation and drainage. Due to the mild summers in Ensenada, it is estimated the course will reach optimal root base and allow for member play as early as September of 2013.