Late Night Roundup...Jokes Flowing At Tiger's Expense
/It can't be good for Tiger when Tom Hanks is lending his presence to David Letterman's top 10 list on how Tiger can rehab his image.
Read MoreWhen you come to think of it that is the secret of most of the great holes all over the world. They all have some kind of a twist. C.B. MACDONALD
Tiger Accident Clippings, What Now? Edition**
/You wake and just when it seems like things could not get any more bizarre it seems several online sites posted a slew of items overnight. As feared, we've moved from the revelations of girlfriends to the sale of revealing photos phase in the saga.
NBC affiliate WESH reports (with video) on the woman who reportedly was rushed to Health Central from Tiger's address:
Tiger Accident Clippings, Vol. 10
/I read a bunch of stories and news sources both reputable and not-so-reputable were widely quoting the online tabloids Radar and TMZ on topics ranging from mistresses, to police leaks to Elin Woods' living arrangment. Pretty amazing. Then again, they've been right on just about everything.
Radar revealed the Windermere police incident report that led to a subpoena request by the Florida Highway Patrol that was eventually denied.
Three More Reenactment Videos!
/Due to popular demand, two of the three new Woods saga reenactments feature English translations.
Video one, titled "Tiger Woods Lover No.3 Exposed."
Video two, titled "Woods Break the Bank to keep Lovers Quiet."
And video three has no title nor an English translation.
Report: State Attorney Denied Police Subpoena For Tiger's Blood Results
/TMZ has posted the FHP's subpoena request and it's hard to imagine this doing anything but raising questions about why the subpoena was denied by state attorney. (Unless it was decided that any cop who can spell Vicodin is an idiot.)
Read MoreTiger Accident Clippings, Vol. 9
/The hits just keep on coming as the New York Daily News reveals a sixth women linked to Tiger Woods. Sports By Brooks has photos of the latest and raises the question of whether we may be seeing some imposters now or in the near future, in part because of Tiger opening the door by not speaking publicly about what he meant by "transgressions."
Read MoreTiger Accident Clippings, Vol. 8
/The tabloids continue to ignore Tiger's plea for privacy (shocking!), with Sharon Churcher and Caroline Graham of the Daily Mail offering the most extensive detail and interviews yet with an Orlando woman and her family.
The latest mistress was the subject of the previously reported National Enquirer story that was reportedly scrapped in exchange for the Men's Fitness cover story. (Amazing coincidence: the NY Post story that revealed this earlier in the week and then disappeared is magically back up!)
Stevie Stands By His Man; Tiger's Return Set For Torrey Pines
/Jonathan Milne reports that caddy Stevie Williams, who knows a thing or two about car crashes and angry reactions, has spoken to Tiger and plans to stick by him...as if he had a choice in the matter.
Read MoreAnatomy Of The Woods-Uchitel Negotiation...With A Little Help From Online Friends?
/I know a lot of you are sick of tabloid talk and I certainly am leery citing websites I never had looked at before this week, but I do think the last few days exposed an interesting saga of the backstage negotiations and positioning that may have taken place.
Read MoreMonty Loses His License While Tiger Pays $164 Fine!
/Seems our man loves to drive his X5 a wee bit fast and thanks to Scotland's tough policy on speeding, won't be able to drive for six months due to Scotland's much tougher standards than the Florida Highway Patrol. (Not to worry Monty, you can still enjoy the bliss of washing the cars!). Patrick Hill reports:
Read MoreDaily Beast Shocker: Golfers Play As Many As 20 Events A Year, Often Meet Future Wives At Tournaments!
/Those are just two of the many stunning and profound revelations in Gerald Posner's laugh-out-loud disaster of a story on the dark side of the PGA Tour. Excuse me, the "PGA" as he erroneously calls it.
Read MoreTiger Should Return To The PGA Tour At...
/...Kapalua. For the 2010 SBS Championship.
Here's why:
- He can enter the Friday before and various outlets will have missed the chance to apply for a credential.
Tiger Accident Clippings, Vol. 7
/Before the AP's breaking story revealing that Tiger was asleep while lying on the pavement after Elin purportedly rescued him from his Cadillac, I was prepared to declare that the coverage tide was turning with Thursday's Rachel Uchitel news conference cancellation.
But asleep? Snoring? Expect that and other audio tape revelations to reignite questions about the Florida Highway Patrol's investigation.
