When you come to think of it that is the secret of most of the great holes all over the world. They all have some kind of a twist. C.B. MACDONALD
Grace Wins, Els Strikes Back, DeChambeau's Debut (T4)
/Kyle Porter considers some of the numbers from Bryson's DeChambeau and while they certainly don't guarantee success, it's an eye-opening debut a week after a strong run at the Masters. Will Gray on the successful start.
His post-round interview with Scott Walker:
And there was this from Golf Channel's Justin Ray:
None of the previous 4 to win US Am & NCAA in same year (Jack, Phil, Tiger, Moore) finished better than 50th in pro debut
— Justin Ray (@JustinRayGC) April 17, 2016
DeChambeau is T5
How about Ernie Els recovering from his Masters struggles to finish T14th!
Oh, and small-ball grinder Branden Grace, inspired by Els this week (Will Gray reports), finally won a tour event after contending many times, including majors. Look out Players and U.S. Open! The highlights:
Video: Bryson's CBS Interview, Round 3 Heritage
/1960'd Vintage Augusta National Sign Goes For $25k
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Mike Stachura reports on the auction bidding starting at $5k and finishing at 25k for the entrance sign to Magnolia Lane once left for dead in a trash can.
Note how the bids jumped from $6,655 to $15,692 in a matter of three hours.
Video: Yet Another 6-Year-Old With A Perfect Swing
/Video: France Would Be Really Good At Relay Golf
/Here's another form of golf that would be more fun that 72 holes of stroke play in the Olympics. Ok, the cart part is a little strange, but we could work through that.
Judging by the scores, and this comment from Paul Lawrie (thanks reader Brian), this is the most fun the European Tour's finest had this week at Valderamma in the Real Club Valderrama Open de España, Hosted by the Sergio Garcia Foundation:
**On the record breaking play...
Tournament host Sergio Garcia led a three-team, international challenge ahead of the Real Club Valderrama Open de España, as the Guinness World Records™ title for the ‘Fastest hole of golf by a team of four’ was broken in spectacular fashion.
The official attempt, which was held on the iconic par five fourth at the Andalucia venue, involved a trio of four-man teams from host country Spain, plus France and Denmark, vying to complete the hole – which played at 500 yards – in the fastest time possible as a relay.
Garcia led a Spanish squad featuring compatriots Rafa Cabrera Bello, Pablo Larrazábal and Nacho Elvira, while Thorbjørn Olesen captained a Danish team completed by Lucas Bjerregaard, Morten Ørum Madsen and Lasse Jensen. But it was the French team led by Raphaël Jacquelin and featuring Alexander Levy, Grégory Havret and Romain Wattel, which set the fastest time in a blistering 34.87 seconds to smash the target time for this Guinness World Records title – which had been set at 68 seconds.
Jacquelin said: “I mean, 34 seconds, that’s unbelievable! It’s the best feeling ever and very cool to have the Guinness World Records title and hopefully get in that famous book. It was a big drive from Romain and an incredible three iron from Alex and then the putts from Grégory and me were very fast too, so it was a big team effort and the whole thing was a lot of fun. We knew it was fast but not quite that fast!”
Tournament host Garcia, added: “It was very close and we gave it a very good go but France deserved the record – that was amazing. The whole experience was exciting and all of us had a great time competing against each other and the clock!”
Guinness World Records Official Adjudicator Anna Orford said: “As the official adjudicator for Guinness World Records, I was able to witness the three teams from Spain, France and Denmark giving it their all to bring home the title, however Alex Levy's superb shot which landed perfectly on the green secured the French team their Guinness World Records title for the fastest hole of golf in a very impressive 34.87 seconds. An officially amazing record breaking moment!"
Poll: Post-Masters Distance Average & Bifurcation
/Mike Stachura points out at GolfDigest.com how the PGA Tour driving distance average is on course for a new record high in spite of tough driving conditions at Augusta National this year.
This is news because we've been told by the governing bodies that things have flatlined, but any further "significant" increase on top of the significant increases of the last twenty years might lead to action.
The average drive of 277.8 for the week at the Masters was the lowest number for the tournament since 2008, and nearly 10 yards off of last year’s average of 286.2. But the PGA Tour average driving distance year to date is still almost 290 yards. The current 289.4 average marks the highest all-time, 1.6 yards over last year’s high mark.
But here's the one that'll make men in navy sweat.
Curiously, the PGA Tour record for average driving distance at the end of any year was set in 2011 at 290.9, but by Masters week that year, the average was 285.3, four yards shy of this year’s hot pace.
Now that more people have more understanding of the issues ramifications than ever thanks in part to an economic crisis, water issues, the lack of pleasure found in a 7,500 yard couse and a greater understand that distance is all relative for the elite player, it seems more people than ever understand the sensibility of bifurcating the rules between elite and hacker.
Adam Scott's recent comments to PGATour.com's Brian Wacker about limiting driver head size became more appealing to me (in light of what he said about the change in the driver's role). I don't know how much of an impact distance-wise such a size reduction would have, but given all of the whining about how difficult it would be to regulate the ball, this could be a solution that is more easily enforced and allow manufacturers to sell something to wannabe pros (and slightly larger versions of the same club to the general public).
But most of all, such a reduction in driver head size could return the reward for driving the ball with length and accuracy, while allowing the sport to put an end to the unproductive expansion of its 18-hole footprint.
Video: Camilo Doesn't Like A Ruling Everyone Else Agreed On
/His scorekeeper and first round leader Brendan Grace didn't see the ball as embedded, and the first official on the scene (John Mutch) did not see it either.
Add the second official, Gary Young, and you'd think the trifecta of opinions would have made Camilo Villegas more accepting.
Nope.
As Alex Myers notes, Villegas was pretty displeased. As I watched this live, I was more amazed by how close the camera man got to the action. The sound was pretty swell too, so nice job by the CBS crew to capture a PGA Tour pro at his whiniest!
Had To Be Done Files, Rookie To Weir Edition: #hangitupmike
/The second alternate at Harbour Town for the RBC Heritage, tour rookie Dawie van der Walt was a bit miffed to see sponsor's invite Mike Weir post a 78 and WD.
Weir is a neverending saga of injuries and short starts--24 weeks in a row with an MC or WD--a once great player sadly taking up a spot when he plays tour events these days. So I can understand the frustration of van der Walt, whose original Tweet disappeared.
And that's why we have Will Gray at GolfChannel.com to summarize the event, with some pretty stunning stats on Weir's recent run of futility.
"Gota (sic) love a guy who gets an invite into a Tour event and then WD after the first round," van der Walt wrote, closing his tweet with the hashtag, "#hangitupmike."
Van der Walt later backed off, sort of.
@Kooul @baldjoe @GrahamDeLaet I should not have said that its nothing against him it's just when you hurt and WD and other could have played
— Dawie van der walt (@Dawie1983) April 15, 2016
Jordan Spieth Did Not Cause Under Armour's Stock To Tank
/Several stories (like this one) coupled Jordan Spieth's Masters loss with an analyst report as the cause of an early week plunge in Under Armour shares.
But the Baltimore Sun's Christopher Dinsmore says the plunge was all about a Morgan Stanley analysis that affirmed an "underweight" rating on the UA stock.
Morgan Stanley analyst Jay Sole, who follows Under Armour, reportedly issued a downbeat report this weekend that said he is worried about weakening demand for women's apparel and running shoes and affirmed his "underweight" rating on the company's stock.
He called Under Armour's growth in running shoes "unsustainable" and, coupled with slowing sales to women, will result in an earnings miss in the near future.
Under Armour reports first quarter results on April 21.
"We think a large part of the issue is UA is fully penetrated in its traditional sporting goods channel and perhaps more importantly, the industry is experiencing a slowdown," explained Sole, according to this report on Benzinga.
They're Back! China Says It's OK To Play Golf
/Thanks to reader Tom for Tom Phillips' Guardian piece on the Communist party of China issuing new thoughts on golf via articles in party-controlled media. 
Phillips is working off a translation of this story.
“Since it is only a sport, there is no right or wrong about playing golf,” an article in the Discipline Inspection and Supervision News, the official newspaper of China’s anti-corruption agency, declared.
The newspaper pointed to article 87 of the Communist party’s disciplinary regulations which deals with potential punishments for the illicit possession of golf membership cards.
“Can officials play golf while the nation steps up efforts to clamp down on corruption and promote austerity?” the China Daily asked. “The answer is yes - if they pay out of their own pockets.”
“Playing golf itself is not a wrongdoing,” the newspaper confirmed.
Just a few weeks ago a course that had been approved and deemed environmentally sound was destroyed in a bizarre show of force against golf.
The Donald Files: New Column Credits Scotland, Spieth Chokes
/As Dominic Hinde of The Washington Times notes, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is now writing a column for The Press and Journal in Aberdeen and in his opening effort, compared his fight to get Trump International Scotland build with his campaign.
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Many Scots will be glad to know The Donald credits the Aberdeen fight with making him a stronger candidate.
I am also known as a great golf course developer, and since Scotland and golf go hand in hand, it is no surprise that I would be passionate about developing a golf course there.
I think what surprised people is just how passionate I was about it – it’s kind of like how I feel about America.
When I first arrived on the scene in Aberdeen, the people of Scotland were testing me to see just how serious I was – just like the citizens in the United States have done about my race for the White House.
I had to win them over – I had to convince them that I meant business and that I had their best interests in mind.
Well, Scotland has already been won – and so will the United States.
And he compared Jordan Spieth and Mitt Romney as chokers, notes Joel Beall.
Michael Greller On The 2016 Masters Loss
/Jordan Spieth looper Michael Greller took to Facebook to thank people for the sympathy messages and to reiterate that he and his man will be better off for the 2016 Masters. It's worth a read just to see a caddie put together such lucid thoughts in writing.
The best way to read this is by clicking on the link, then click on each image of the posting.
Great post by Jordan's caddie, Michael Greller #insight pic.twitter.com/JINpWfmhHY
— Golf Problems (@GolfProblems_) April 13, 2016
A Few Final Masters Reads, Photos And Videos
/Instead of a bunch of random posts, some random items to put a bow on the gift that was the 80th Masters...
--Danny Willett went to bed about 6 and got up soon after and went for a jog around 9:30 am Monday. Oh, and Buford T. Justice and friends were called out to the house due to a noisy party the night before. Tim Rosaforte with a few Morning Drive notes on the winner.
--According to this Irish Mirror story, Sir Alex Ferguson was among the revelers waking up the neighbors. This ESPN staff item says Ferguson gave Willett great advice, but Ferguson bet on Jordan Spieth.
--Willett ten percenter Chubby Chandler tells RTE Sport many things about his client, including Chubby's view that Willett can play just about any course, wants to be world No. 1, has a bad back on occasion that slowed his progression to a major title and works hard in the gym.
--Willett's Sunday conversation with Todd Lewis of Golf Channel:
--Darren Clarke is feeling a lot better about his team after Masters week.
--Marty Hackel and Alex Holmes with the best and worst player fashion.
--Scott Michaux found the Masters unforgettable in many ways and issues his annual post-toonamint Birdies, Pars and Bogeys.
--Some tremendous images from Golf Digest's team, including J.D. Cuban, Dom Furore, Nick Laham, and Donald Miralle.
And nice catch by Joel Beall to see that Nissan heard about Jim Nantz pressing Smylie Kaufman in Hardinesque fashion on his 2008 Murano and offering a new model free.
Good luck at #TheMasters, @SmylieKaufman10! Win or lose, we've got a 2016 Nissan Murano waiting to upgrade your 2008 pic.twitter.com/cOotvCvRC3
— Nissan (@NissanUSA) April 10, 2016
Bryson DeChambeau Goes With Cobra/Puma
/Hardly a shocker, given that Bryson DeChambeau's clothes last week discreetly sported a Puma logo.
Nonetheless he's officially on board wearing Puma's and using Cobra clubs for his PGA Tour debut at Harbour Town this week.
Mike Johnson and Mike Stachura with the lowdown on DeChambeau's club specs.
Ron Green Jr. reports that Bryson intends to keep wearing the Hogan cap and explains how that started.
“I put it on and won the event and looked at my dad and said, ‘I can’t stop this,’ ” DeChambeau said.
It’s also a nod to the late Payne Stewart, who wore a similar style.
During the news conference – two hours before the Cobra Puma
announcement – DeChambeau wore a more traditional golf cap. He saves the other style for game days.
“That’s my cape,” DeChambeau said. “So I only wear that for tournament days.”
Greg Moore with the irons the current U.S. Amateur champion is using this week:
Photos of @cobragolf King Forged CB and MB prototype irons made for @b_dechambeau https://t.co/rkcahnopEq pic.twitter.com/u2bnITz9Q9
— GolfWRX (@GolfWRX) April 12, 2016
And SkratchTV helped him unveil his Spackler. I'd give it an 8.
Only thing better than @b_dechambeau's 1st impression at @TheMasters? His impression of Bill Murray in Caddyshack.https://t.co/AWgGbyLlBR
— SkratchTV (@skratchTV) April 12, 2016

