Tiger's Dilemma: Start Slow Or An All-In Return?

Being that he's Tiger Woods, an appearance in the Medalist Member-Guest or the Jupiter Four-Ball probably isn't realistic. After all, if he didn't play like Tiger Woods in one of those events, he'd be ridiculed.

But I wonder if I'm the only one struggling with this idea that someone who has just had some major surgeries might just turn up at a big time PGA Tour stop like the Wells Fargo or Players. His agent continues to go with the no timetable answer, and that very well may be true and all of this is premature.

Though now we learn he is signed up for the U.S. Open which doesn't necessarily mean much, except that it is on his radar as a possibility. Maybe he's patterning himself after Hogan's '53 schedule and will keep it light on appearances, but focused on big events and that'll do. But as we discussed on Morning Drive today, the rhythm looks great but the range of motion still understandably limited (note the follow through)...

Sorry: #SB2K16 Is Not Something To Be Lauded

Now that the social media swooning has quieted down from the four-day Snapchat and social media advertorial delivered by Rickie Fowler, Jordan Spieth, Smylie Kaufman and Justin Thomas, I’ll bite.

It wasn’t that cool.

At times, the behavior exhibited was boorish, unbecoming of pro athletes who do so much to inspire kids and reckless to their physical health.

Projecting a little, this hyped series of “Snapped” videos spoke to golf’s embarrassing desperation to be liked by a younger generation, fueled by corporations who want to reach demos that the sport has almost never delivered. As someone who has subscribed to the narrative about the next wave of stars—nicer, more social media friendly, more grounded—the “Snapped” antics were kind of cute on day one. But by day four of the drunken behavior, the celebration of the next gen’s legacy suggested a peculiar precedent has been set.

Reading Mike Stachura’s GolfDigest.com piece on the normalcy delivered in last week’s Snapchatted vacation from the game’s young stars, I was taken aback by this:

But the Snapchatification of the trip, the exposure of the lives of Fowler & Friends in what appear to be unguarded moments, makes us wonder if we are seeing a sea change in the attitudes of top young players today, particularly top young American players. Having recently read Wright Thompson’s remarkable Tiger Woods profile for ESPN, it reaffirmed not just how lonely Tiger Woods was at the top, but how alone he seemed to willingly become. This is not the sense we get from the spring-break breakdown Fowler has been sending out from his rickiefowler15 account.

Actually, the sense I got right off the bat was of a promotional nature. Justin Thomas’s Tweet thanking Bakers Bay developer Mike Meldman and the Casamigos tequila that fueled some of the behavior confirmed that the location in question certainly wasn’t opposed to the millions in free advertising delivered by four days of social output. They might have even provided some services on the house. And frankly, I say good for these young men for enjoying their good connections, time off and access to fine tequila.

But four days with multiple examples of childish excess and questionable decision making? Don’t expect everyone to like it and definitely do not get touchy when some suggest you are no longer role models for youngsters.

From a historical perspective, the repeated suggestion of a generational difference between the #SB2K16 lads and previous golfing greats is alarming. Wright Thompson’s 11,000 words on Tiger, released as the kids were living it up in the Bahamas, devoted months of a talented writer’s time to finding out why Tiger behaved the way he did. The article was therapeutic for Tiger admirers who bought into a lifestyle and the imagery he put forward, allowing them feel better about themselves for being duped. Because the great golf wasn't enough, apparently. Why else would anyone spend 30 minutes reading about Tiger not returning to his dad’s unmarked ash grave in Kansas and give two hoots?

Many were invested in Tiger and he made them feel bad for liking someone who wasn't "normal", therefore they look for a cleansing of psychoanalysis to feel better for buying in. Just as many lived vicariously through Snapchat videos last week to have their idea of conformity rubber stamped or their devotion to this strange game deemed normal because our young stars whooped it up in the Bahamas.

Which brings me to the real concern in the hype over Snapchatted vacations. Again, not to pick on my colleague Stachura who was just one of many intrigued by the Bahamas behavior, but he writes:

Exorbitantly wealthy, they still seemed normal, less processed and robotic, more human. Maybe it’s because the backwards caps and board shorts came without corporate logos, but it was like seeing Batman without his cape and tights and realizing that Bruce Wayne knows how to have a good time, can dance and sing karaoke and hey, maybe he can invite me over the next time he parties.

So let’s say this fall we have a player who is more of the loner, iconoclastic variety vying for a Ryder Cup captain’s pick. Say, a Patrick Reed or Bryson DeChambeau or, gasp, a non-youngster like Charley Hoffman. Or a hologram of a cranky-as-ever Ben Hogan (hey, anyone who can make putts!).

Will last week’s outpouring of love for the more “human” generation--of the appropriate demographic of course--force a captain’s hand to pick the conforming, social media fun-loving young “guy” who was hazed by his peers on social media over the player who doesn’t want to play by the modern media rules?

Will we start holding it against golfers—historically a sport of lovable loners, weirdos, nuts and iconoclasts—when they don’t share key details of their lives, take off their shirts and act silly? Will a captain have his hand forced by golf's desperation to be loved by those wanting it to look and act younger?

I hope not.

Bryan Bro Wesley Within One Web.com Win Of PGA Tour

Wesley Bryan did it with Hashtag Chad Coleman on the bag in Mexico, beating our old friend Brad Fritsch in a showdown of the Web.com's two best players this year.

Royce Thompson on the trick shot master's second win of 2016, setting him up for a battlefield promotion with one more.

A.J. Voepel on a Callaway social media challenge that turned into a looping gig while Bryan brother George was off pursuing his own golf career.

The Valero! San Antonio Serves Up A Fun Finish

For a change I listened to my own advice and watched the Valero Open more than any sane person should knowing that strange things happen at TPC San Antonio.

Sure enough, a grand, if horribly slow, concluding final round rewarded golf fans with a grand Valero finish. Charley Hoffman held off Patrick Reed to win. There was some great play, some choking, the threat of a semi-whiff lurking and some big decisions to make under the gun. The AP game story.

After, Patrick Reed didn't really seem very happy about second place and was pretty tough on himself. Will Gray reports for GolfChannel.com.

"I'm still first loser," Reed said. "I'm tired of finishing in second and top five and top 10. I need to close out tournaments and get Ws."

The highlights, including Hoffman's big reaction:

Did A Cart Race Get Kisner & Friends Suspended From Palmetto?

Nice work by Ben Alberstadt and Zak Kozuchowski at GolfWRX to notice Kevin Kisner's admission on Twitter that a Vice Sports video shot at his home course might have led to a suspension of some kind.

The Vice piece with the offensive behavior, which as far as I can tell, is related to the cart racing. And which, compared to millennials climbing on top of carts, looks pretty benign. Granted, there are way too many deaths annually from cart accidents, but I'm a little surprised this was suspension-worthy given what an otherwise good impression the piece gives of Palmetto.

Spieth Effect? Heritage Ratings Worst Since Wind-Delayed Torrey

As Sports Media Watch points out, the Heritage Classic numbers dropped significantly from last year when Jordan Spieth made the weekend after winning the Masters.

This made me wonder if we are seeing a Spieth effect when he contends.

So far, the numbers, posted by Douglas Pucci at Awful Announcing and SportsTVRatings, do not suggest a Spieth bump.

CBS's Heritage numbers looked like this:

-1.6 Sunday rating with 2.5 million average viewers (down 30% but up 23% from 2014).

-1.1 Saturday ratings with 1.7 million average audience, down 21% and down 15% 2014).

Weekday and weekend coverage on Golf Channel didn't change much except for a noticeable drop Sunday morning:

-353,000 average Thursday 2015
-381,000 average Thursday 2016

-429,000 viewer average Friday 2016
-420,000 viewer average Friday 2015

-550,000 average Saturday 2015
-502,000 average Saturday 2016

-898,000 average Sunday 2015
-622,000 average Sunday 2016

Former WADA Chief On Golf: "There’s a problem there."

Moira Gordon quotes former WADA chief Dick Pound, hosting a lecture at Stirling University, explaining golf's attitude toward drug testing.

Long opposed by PGA Tour Commissioner Tim Finchem, he recounted this conversation.

“We have all seen the shape changes in golfers and the distances they are hitting now and we know that the equipment is better and the balls are better but it isn’t just that,” said Pound, who recalled a conversation with the commissioner of the PGA Tour, Tim Finchem, stating that the sport which “has a great reputation for calling faults on yourself” could set an example to others by outing the cheats. But, the reply he received was disappointing. “He said: ‘Ah, but if I do that then they are all going to think my guys are just like those baseball players and football players and I don’t want that’. But if you follow some of the shape changes in the golfers and follow how, at a certain point, if they happen to come off them, you see how many more injuries they get. There’s a problem there.”

Video: A Rarely Seen Albatross, Scott Hend Edition

Soomin Lee leads the Shenzhen International but Scott Hend recorded a 2 on a par-5. And it was caught by cameras manned by real people!

The shot, and low-key reaction produced by the dearth of spectators and Hend's inability to see the ball go in the cup.

Albatross!! 😱 One of the shots of the year from Scott Hend! 💪

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Legends Chime In On The Benefits Of Jordan's Masters Loss

Adam Schupak is reporting from the Bass Pro Shops Legends of Golf kicking off Friday and talks to a nice spread of the champions in attendance.

But as always, it's Jack Nicklaus' thoughts on Jordan Spieth's Masters loss that are the most copy-and-paste worthy, including his assertion that the 2016 outcome might be good for Spieth. 

“What I mean by that is that he’s 22 years old. To win a Masters twice at 22 years old, that puts him right at the top of everything. He’s got a long future in front of him. He’s a very talented young man, he’s a nice young man, he’s very focused. Winning it twice might take away some of that focus is exactly what I said to you about if I had won the U.S. Open when I was an amateur in 1960, I might not have continued to work because I felt like I’d be scratching my head out here (spreading his arms far apart to signal he’d get a big head).”

So there's that. And this about the 12th hole mistaken line.

Noting that his heart went out to Spieth, Nicklaus continued, “I know that he knows he should never have hit the ball to the right of the bunker. I don’t care what kind of swing you put on it on 12, it just can’t happen."

Stealth Clips: Tiger Gives A Junior Clinic!

Last year Nike lured Rory McIlroy to Sage Valley for a junior clinic (and arm wrestling), this year they got Tiger Woods to do something people say he never does (I'm sure it has something to do with those daddy demons).

And while the back looks understandably stiff and the head dip is still there in clips only Zapruder could love --here's guessing video was discouraged--the tempo is fluid and the appearance is both a huge step for his image and his effort to come back.

Golf Central's segment on Tiger visiting one of the world's premier junior events.

@tigerwoods at the #SageValley #JuniorInvitational #golf @nikegolf #TW

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