Fred Couples, talking to Bob Verdi in this week's Golf World:
"I don't understand the new TV deal. We signed for 15 years with The Golf Channel? Isn't there a number between one and 15? Did the NBA sign for 15 years with TNT? How'd we lose ESPN? I also don't get that. What if ESPN decides in three years they want golf again? What does the PGA Tour tell them? Sorry, we're with The Golf Channel until 2021?"
Check out the full column for his thoughts on possibly serving as Ryder Cup captain, and other first rate curmudgeonry.