First Payne-ful Read

Melanie Hauser massages new Augusta chair Billy Payne's ego, though it sounds like he doesn't have a head on him like the previous Chairman. And I can tell you right now: I don't like this guy. He is a column writer's worst nightmare! Even keeled, boring, thinks things through, etc... ugh.

Please Hootie, come back. All is forgiven! We need you. I need you!

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