Bivens: "I do speak in complete sentences"

John Branch of the New York Times weighs in on the struggles of Carolyn Bivens. Nothing new here except for brilliance from the commissioner:

 “I really don’t have three heads, I don’t have an eye in the middle of my forehead, and I do speak in complete sentences,” Bivens, the L.P.G.A. commissioner, said in a telephone interview Friday from the organization’s headquarters in Daytona Beach, Fla.

Branch drops this mini-bombshell, but leaves it up to someone else to explore what the Brand Lady has in mind.

Even re-evaluating the majors is on her mind.

“If a fairy godmother dropped down tomorrow, what would be the criteria for a major?” Bivens said.

Thanks to readers Noonan and John for sending the link to this.