Fred Couples, quoted in Thomas Bonk's L.A. Times piece today, talking about the FedEx Cup playoffs:

"Right now, I figure if I'm 40th on the money list or 80th on the money list or 144th on the money list, I get to play in the first FedEx Cup," he said. "Whoop-di-doo."

Now, will Couples receive a monetary fine, or a FedEx Cup point deduction for that criticism?