Greg And Chrissy TMI Files, Vol. 23

Not content with having put the ex in her place, egomaniacal newlyweds Greg Norman and Chris Evert spoke to Rich Lerner for a future story of undetermined type and share this for Lerner's Hooks and Cuts from Doral:

Spent Wednesday with Greg Norman and Chris Evert for a future story. Norman's taken up tennis in the last two years and is already very good, holding his own with the 18-time Grand Slam champion on the other side of the net. When they were finished, I said to Greg, "Hey you're pretty good and you have a fairly good teacher as well." With his arm around Chrissy he cracked, "Not only do I have a great instructor, but I get to sleep with her when the lesson's over!"

I'm smelling a Greg and Chrissy Cialis commercial: tennis where she's putting him out of his misery with a blistering backhand, Greg showing Chrissy the Vardon grip (from behind of course), dueling bathtubs on the yacht deck watching the sun set, etc...