The Caddie Soccer Game?

Randell Mell served up this note about Lorena Ochoa looper Dave Brooker:

Brooker broke a foot in the caddie soccer game at the course on Saturday night, LPGA officials confirmed. Ochoa has a trustworthy sub, though. Rafael Alarcon, her coach, is toting her bag. Alarcon has been her coach since her junior days.

Don't they get enough exercise in by day to be playing a night soccer game? And at the host venue?

Then again, wouldn't you love a PGA Tour caddy soccer game on the 18th fairway at TPC Sawgrass Wednesday night after the caddie competition? How long would they go before Mark Russell issue Stevie a yellow card, only to see the master luggage toter flip out and pay homage to Jerry Pate by hurling a couple of rules staff members into the drink?