"It looks like 'Potpourri for $100, Alex.'"

That's Gary Van Sickle's line from this week's SI Roundtable, which was joined by yours truly even though I vowed not to do it again until they found an old AOL chat room to make life easier.

I think it's safe to say I won't be offered a job at CBS or Liberty National anytime soon, and my friend Peter Oosterhuis probably won't be wild about my laughing gas comment either (but he is very giggly these days, no?).

In my defense, this is what happens when I sit in a chair and watch all four hours of a CBS telecast of a tournament played on a golf course that epitomizes everything that has gone wrong with the game.