"What's eating Europe's captain for the forthcoming Ryder Cup?"

The Daily Mail's Alan Dickson on Monty's grumpier-than-normal disposition Saturday:

Nobody does misery quite like Colin Montgomerie, whether it is huddling under a brolly in the rain or twiddling his putter like a cheerleader's baton in frustration at a missed opportunity on the 18th.

On days like this, when he was desperately struggling for a score that would make the cut, Monty's slightly bloodhound look of world-weariness can make Inspector Morse look like a stand-up comedian.

What's eating Europe' s captain for the forthcoming Ryder Cup? We cannot be sure, for after posting a decent 71 to end one over, the 47-year-old Scot declined to speak to those assembled to listen.

Monty was all smiles this morning when he arrived and I was just that lucky to be walking by the R&A clubhouse.