Ben Crane Will Do Anything To Make You Forget He's The World's Rudest Golfer

PGA Tour executives considered it a breakthrough moment when they acknowledged Ben Crane's Bruno-esque viral video and now the slow-play specialist has produced another remarkably lame image-enhancer.

I have an idea for Crane's handlers: make him play faster! It'll beef up his Q rating better than any viral video. Well, actually the American people are such fools maybe you have it right. Viral trumps class any day!