Tiger Ducks Crazy Fan; Golf Channel Protects The Guilty Hooligan

Steve Elling documents what could have been a tragic incident Sunday at the Frys.com Open when a loser of epic proportions hurled a hot dog at Tiger and ran onto the field of play, only to be corralled by security.

The guy got a nice side salad of poa annua grass for his trouble. After he ran onto the green, the large security contingent assigned to Woods -- a mix of PGA Tour personnel, sheriff's deputies and Frys employees -- ordered him to stop.

The man immediately put his hands over his head and lay down with his face planted on the putting green. He was cuffed and hauled off.

Sgt. Jose Cardoza of the Santa Clara Sheriff's Department said the man, 31, admitted he'd had a drink earlier in the day, but wasn't drunk or on drugs. He was taken off the course, cited with a misdemeanor charge of disturbing the peace, and released, Cardoza said.

Because he wasn't formally arrested, his name was not released -- which means the whole apparent publicity stunt backfired. Cardoza said the man was repeatedly asked why he did it, and mostly just shook his head.

"He didn’t kind of elaborate or tell us why," Cardoza said.

As you would imagine for a channel that (proudly) airs a Donald Trump reality show, the Golf Channel's instinctual reaction to not show the holligan's act and ensuing detainment by security was a mistake.

Rich Lerner said this of Golf Channel's decision to not air the incident:

"Golf channel cameras were rolling on the scene but it was determined that the footage would not be shown in order not to encourage attention seekers."

I'm of the opposite view: show the attention seekers, right down to getting tackled and cuffed. Make sure their faces get some air time so that these human fleas of society are humiliated to the point that no one in their right mind would ever do such a thing or hire such a heathen.

I know, wishful thinking.

Reader Tim noted that AP and Getty Images have not posted images of the incident.