Pray For The Troops: Monty To Pay Visit

And he's bringing the Ryder Cup trophy along with some free gear. And unfortunately, his lovely ownself.

“I am looking forward to it very much,” he told reporters. “I’m not taking my own golf clubs but I have gathered together a lot of equipment for the troops.

“It’s going to be a special occasion as I have never undertaken anything like this before. I’m then heading to Hong Kong and looking to play myself into (December’s) Dubai World Championship.”

Sounds like he might be trying to hustle up some design work too!

Montgomerie, who has been succeeded as Ryder Cup captain by Spain’s Jose Maria Olazabal, is also hoping to pay a visit to the Kabul Golf Club in Afghanistan, dubbed the most dangerous in the world.

The club is rudimentary with dusty fairways, oily greens and unwanted bunkers — the result of rocket attacks.