Book Signing: "It's not the full Monty"

From the highly reprehensible reputable daily, The Sun (not posted on their golf page, sadly), writing about Colin Montgomerie signing his autobiography, "Monty," Tuesday in the Ralph Lauren Merchandise Pavillion:

But Tuesday's signing session in the tented village pulled in only THREE people.

A handy tannoy message announcing Monty was unfortunately 'delayed' did the trick, and a few more punters were soon found to boost numbers.