If You're Going To Merion, Remember You Can't Bring These Things

With the PGA Tour showing a progressive side by slowly but surely figuring out the cell phone issue, a reminder what you can't bring as a spectator to Merion next week...

No Cell Phones (including cell phones with photographic capabilities)
No PDAs, Tablets and/or other Portable Email Devices
No Noise Producing Electronic Devices (including MP3 Players)
No Cameras and/or Camcorders (other than Monday to Wednesday for personal non-commercial photographic use only and without their cases; video recording is not permitted at any time)
No Bags larger than 8”W X 8”H X 8”D in their natural state
No Cases and/or Covers (such as chair or umbrella covers)
No Signs, Posters and/or Banners

There goes my protest sign begging to return the U.S. Open to the west coast.

No Televisions and/or Radios unless provided by the USGA
No Food and/or Beverages except for medical or infant needs
No Containers and/or Coolers except for medical or infant needs
No Pets (other than service animals)
No Lawn and/or Oversized Chairs (only portable compact chairs permitted)
No Bicycles
No Ladders and/or Step-Stools or other similar items
No Metal-spiked Golf Shoes

That means you, Lee Janzen.

No Weapons (regardless of permit, including but not limited to, firearms or knives).
No other items deemed unlawful or dangerous by the USGA and/or Championship Security Personnel in their sole discretion