Video: Mooter-Scooter Head-On Into Tree, Tree Wins

Timothy Burke has the video of some poor lad ramming his Rascal mobility scooter head-on into a TPC Las Colinas tree.

The man appears to be just fine--maybe a wee bit embarrassed--but popping up pretty quickly from his fallen ride thankfully.

More enlightening is the slow motion replay where we see that (A) Gary Woodland is a nice enough guy after hearing the sound by turning to walk toward the accident to lend aid, and (B) Matt Gogel could, under the right circumstances, do a fantastic drunk Darth Vadar impersonation if the golf broadcasting gig doesn't click.

Check it out here at Deadspin.

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