Really: Two Hospitalized After Rules Of Golf Dispute

From the you-can't-make-it-up files, courtesy of reader JB, a tremendous unbylined AP story says two golfers ended up in the emergency room after fighting over the rules of golf as it related to a water hazard. Or maybe a lateral?

Anyway, from the report:

Troopers from the Uniontown barracks aren’t identifying the suspects, beyond saying that one is 42 years old and the other 63.

Darn, I was hoping for millennials. Go on...

According to a news release, the suspects were playing together at the Springdale Golf Course in South Union Township Sunday afternoon when “they became embroiled in a heated debate over the rules of golf, specifically regarding water, on the 5th hole.”

The golfers managed to finish that hole and another before the argument “reignited” on the 7th hole “similarly involving rules, or lack of understanding of said rules.”