Tone Deaf Shirtless Shark Now Proudly Growing The Game In Saudi Arabia
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Greg Norman’s propensity to post shirtless photos on Instagram is well known, even when he’s nearly cut his arm off trimming hedges or after scintillating jabs like this one from Golfweek’s Eamon Lynch:
Bulletproof self-belief has been the hallmark of many a Masters champion, men with the ability to temper emotion and summon clarity, even in the midst of a thrilling, chaotic shootout. That character trait is why Jack Nicklaus owns six green jackets, why Woods has five, why Nick Faldo has three, and why Greg Norman is often naked on Instagram.
And based on the former Fox announcer’s most recent post, you know he was working with extra talented stylists and applicators of products when he thanks the team: “And thank you all for making my 2 weeks in Alaska not noticeable.
Soon after, Norman announced new efforts to grow his bank account under the grow the game moniker. Last we heard on this front he was consulting China’s Olympic team, rolling out revolutionary golf cart technology that included actual speakers for listening to music, but now, the gruesome, revolting and morally bankrupt “Kingdom” of Saudi Arabia:
Judging by the comments so far, even many of his remaining believers are curious if all those days in the hot sun have finally gone to his head.
