It's Official: Hoodies Are The New Cargo Shorts
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While cargo shorts are no longer the scourge they once were in the eyes of stylistas, they are a staple of certain rallies where cut-off sleeve shirts and bald eagle-adorned golf shirts dominate.
I’ve never fully grasped the offense taken by golf clubs toward cargos. Maybe it’s the overall “working class” vibe that makes Thurston uncomfortable. Perhaps those extra pockets are just too convenient of a place to hide stolen silverware or, gasp, a mobile phone!
The offensiveness of hoodies also confounds as much as the perceived functional benefit of golfing in one. They are the millennial’s quarter-zip. If wearing one makes them more comfortable playing golf, then have at them. Or, apparently not.
After Tyrrell Hatton’s BMW PGA win in an Adidas hoodie, we have evidence of clubs taking a cargo-like stance against this sinister fashion trend. From The Club:
GolfDigest.com’s Alex Myers visited the Wearside Golf Club’s website to learn of other fashion restrictions and while they might seem more extreme than most, the hoodies restriction carries and addendum vibe. But at least the H is capitalized and the space before the period confirms the importance of this policy.
So move over cargos, etiquette committees have a new nemesis.
