Rudy's Golf Club-Swinging Cameo Pitch Will Haunt You For The Rest Of Your Days

For $325 you too can have former New York City mayor and PGA of America consultant-turned-non-stop farce talk golf with your friends. Or wish them happy birthday.

Rudy Giuliani’s pitch, which was posted for a time on Twitter before someone told him the entire ensemble here might not lure the desired purchases, has been rescued. Thank you to all involved for leaving us this indelible image.