John Daly Has A Coronavirus Cure, Because Of Course He Does

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Posted on the Trump Organization YouTube page, John Daly offers his cure to the COVID-19 virus. If you’re not looking to hit the play button below, the shortcut: Belvedere and McDonald’s Diet Coke. Just one a day. The key, of course, is the McDonald’s Diet Coke in the way New York pizza is influenced by the tap water there.

I do believe we’ve bottomed out, though exactly how I’m not sure…unless, of course Long John was joking, in which case we’ve hit a new low in different ways.