"I've seen better work by a mall cop."

There are so many eye-opening tidbits in Rene Stutzman's excellent Orlando Sentinel story on her analysis of the Florida Highway Patrol that I'm not sure where to begin.

So let's go big picture and just say that after reading some of the emails the FHP received, coupled with certain revelations in the story, and I believe more than ever Tiger is in for a rude awakening when he returns. It's hard not to get the sense that his celebrity put him above the law. Combine that ego inflating news with a an already lingering animosity among fans that he skirted the law, and it would seem to spell trouble when he returns.

 

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Have $150 Million, Need Money Manager

The Daily Mail's Charles Sale says that Elin Woods' sister Josefin Lonnborg is...

conducting a tender with wealth management specialists at a number of top banks on behalf of her sister. The financial giants being considered are believed to include UBS and Credit Suisse, with interested parties having been informed about the huge sum Tiger is putting in Elin's name to prevent her from leaving him permanently following his serial adultery. Josefin put the phone down in her City office yesterday when told her caller was from the Daily Mail.

Can't blame her for not wanting to invest in the Daily Mail! After all, newspapers are dying.

Step 14 Of Tiger's Rehab Revealed: Grilling By Ari Fleischer**

Mark Cannizzaro has the details of Tiger's enhanced interrogation sessions in the comfort of his Orlando living room.

"Employees don't get to rat out employers as a general rule, with all due respect to our shamefully toothless whistle-blower laws, and especially not in a one-on-one relationship like that of golfer-caddie."

You know I've been watching the Stevie Williams interview over and over again trying to figure out what's so comical about it and Ray Ratto makes a great point about it which I was unable to see: if Stevie is all hot and bothered with Tiger, and is claiming he would blown the whistle on Tiger's off course activity, how does Stevie keep his job? Oh that's right, he's full of it too and Tiger knows that. Shoot, maybe even likes that about him.
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"If Woods is considering entering the Arnold Palmer Invitational before its deadline on Friday week then he should also be considering the flak he would receive. And he would be wise to line up a few more apologies."

James Corrigan is the first to take a hard look at the question of how the Tiger Woods of a couple weeks ago could go from say he just didn't know when he'd return to golf and not ruling out this year, to being on the cusp of a return at Tavistock or Bay Hill or both.
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