When you come to think of it that is the secret of most of the great holes all over the world. They all have some kind of a twist. C.B. MACDONALD
Tiger's Handlers Have Had It!? The Nickelback Concert? Really?
/Rob Shuter says his sources inside Tiger's handling team are fed up that Woods took in a Nickelback concert while he's trying to repair his marriage. Of course, they aren't truly bothered about the act of the concert attendance, but the appearance of Tiger going without his wife.
"Everyone around team Tiger has been working 24/7 to regain control of his image. Everything from carefully releasing pictures of him jogging to staging a press conference for his return to playing golf. No detail was too small to be overlooked," an insider tells me. "Then after all that work and planning, Tiger decides that he must attend a concert by his favorite band and dance backstage while his wife is away. It's a disaster."
Actually, all the work and planning was the disaster. A guy going to a concert while his wife and kids are out of town is not a disaster! In fact, I find it refreshing that he's trying to get out instead of holing up in his house.
So where does Woods stand with his crew, who have been brought on to restore his once-flawless public image?
"Everyone is at the point of giving up trying to help him," my source says.
Wow, maybe there's hope for Tiger's future after all!
"'Inside Edition' and 'Extra' requested credentials but were denied because the application deadline passed."
/Tiger Commits To Second Event In Same Day; Scribblers Think 2026 Champions Tour Commitments May Be Next
/Tiger Eager To Return To Ponte Vedra And Fond Memories; Commits Really, Really Early (For Him)
/"The times they are a-changing and the world is now staring Tiger down."
/"From a monk's perspective, there are two thoughts, the first being that he shouldn't have done that because it spoils the image of Buddhism."
/James Commits Early To Charlotte
/Tiger Committed!
/To Quail Hollow.
Mark Soltau breaks the news for TigerWoods.com (nice scoop!). Ron Green noticed an encouraging sign in the news:
Kostis: "I wouldn't be surprised if I'm interviewing a different Tiger Woods next year at Augusta."
/I'd be surprised if Peter Kostis gets to interview Tiger anytime soon, but after essentially agreeing that Woods did a terrible job with the post-final round Masters interview and Kostis's solid questioning, he says we need to give Tiger time to become a nicer person.
Tiger will never become a robot golfer. Nor should he try to. I love that Tiger is passionate and expressive about golf and wants to play it as well as he possibly can—every time he tees it up. But telling people that he's going to consciously tone down his behavior sounds like Superman saying that he's going to wear a necklace made of Kryptonite.
Let's give Tiger some time see if he can change. If he can lose the cursing and the club throwing, but keep the passion and fire that helps make him great, then all will be well with the golf world.
I wouldn't be surprised if I'm interviewing a different Tiger Woods next year at Augusta. Between now and then he's got a lot of things to think about and a lot of stress to deal with inside the ropes as well as out.
Change takes time. Let's give him some.
2010 Masters Final Clippings, Vol. 3
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Tod Leonard reminds us that Jim Mackay deserves plenty of credit for his work as Phil Mickelson's caddy, something we'd appreciate more if a certain announcer wasn't talking all over the Mackay-Mickelson conversations Sunday.
I guess I can see Steve Elling's point in praising Billy Payne's unexpected Tiger smackdown, even though I don't think he was the one to deliver the message.
One New York writer said Payne was a hypocrite, but he missed the bigger point. Unlike PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem, who has said nary a word condemning the destructive actions of his top breadwinner, Payne felt strongly enough about Woods' tabloid-filling actions to make a strong stand, knowing full well that ANGC's policies and history would again be called into question. For that, I give the club even more credit.
Mark Cannizzaro offers yet another example that the criticism of Tiger is growing more pointed by the day:
Mickelson's stock is decidedly up; Woods' stock is down.
Mickelson has everything right now; Woods has nothing but his money.
Mickelson is the most embraced figure in the sport; Woods has become toxic.
Mickelson has won two Masters since 2006; Woods has not won one since 2005.
Mickelson is revered; Woods is ridiculed.
Mickelson is wanted as a guest on all the late-night talk shows; Woods is the most popular butt of the jokes being told on the late-night talk shows.
Mickelson comes off as a real human being who cares as he looks people in the eyes, signs autographs and interacts with them; Woods comes off as unapproachable and enigmatic with a constant force-field of handlers surrounding him and keeping everyone at bay.
Mickelson is a big tipper, appreciative and generous with the millions of dollars he makes; Woods, the first billionaire in sports, is notoriously cheap.
So it seems cruel that Mickelson, who seemingly has everything in life, has been forced to struggle with cancer in his family.
Woods, on the other hand, would appear to have everything yet right now he seems to have nothing.
Elling also offered this in his all-Masters Up and Down column that also includes a funny Urban Meyer story:
In case you missed it, there was a telling incident -- actually, two of them -- on the same hole during the crucial moments of the final round that underscored all anybody needs to know about the mental wiring of the game's two greatest active players. Standing on the right side the 11th hole, a fan was hit hard in the left shoulder by Woods' sliced tee shot, leaving a large red mark. Woods wandered into the trees, never asked what had happened, and scraped out a par. Not 10 minutes later, Mickelson's tee shot hit a fan standing right next to the man Woods had plunked. Mickelson asked if anybody was hurt, and when he found the fan he had nicked, signed a golf glove and gave it to his unwitting victim. When asked if the fan said anything, Mickelson cracked, "Ouch?" Small wonder that the majority of the populace seemed to be rooting harder for Lefty on Sunday.
And Ron Kroichick joins the ever-expanding Tiger &^%$ list:
-- Quick conclusion based on Woods' first tournament in five months: He hasn't changed at all. He's still hot-tempered on the course and still a picture of narcissism off it.
One example: Saturday, after his third-round 70, he was asked if he could appreciate how cool a Masters this was becoming, given Watson and Couples and Mickelson's back-to-back eagles. The question was prefaced with, "I know you're preoccupied with your game, but ..."
Woods stared stoically ahead and replied, "There's a lot going on. I'm four back."
It's all about Tiger, all the time.
Preston Sparks follows up with the owner of the banner-flying business cited by the FAA at Augusta, who reveals he also got a call from the club.
Besides the FAA inspection, Miller said, "I had the Masters calling me personally begging what it would take to make the airplane to go away."
A club spokesman confirmed Tuesday that a call was made to Miller, requesting he not fly over anymore because the banners weren't in good taste.
Seems they got the plane back up and flying around Augusta yesterday with new banners.
Bill Simmons, who yesterday had visions of Billy Payne and Jim Nantz making out, interviews Nantz on his podcast and Nantz tells some great 1986 Masters stories. He also brings up the way Butler Cabin turns Nantz to "JELLO."
Spoofs Of Woods Nike Ad Viewed More Than The Original
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I wonder if the creative wizards in the ad world consider this a good thing? Why of course they would, reports Brian Stelter at NYTimes.com's Media Decoder.Second Masters Question: Are Tiger And CBS On The Rocks?
/2010 Masters Final Clippings, Vol. 2
/Nice to see the scribblers focusing their day after reflections on the players, the historical context of Phil's win, Lee Westwood's sportsmanship and Tiger's performance.
One last lede, from the hometown paper's David Westin in the Augusta Chronicle:

