Chubby And Rory Volley Admiring Quotes In Wake Of Breakup

Chubby charged the net first, as quoted in this unbylined SkySports.com story on the stunning player-agent break up.

Chandler said: "Onward and upwards. We have had a quite brilliant year. The company is growing and adapting to ensure it stays at the forefront of golf and the business of managing players. We wish Rory every success.

"It has been an honour representing Rory and we take great pride in the role ISM has played in guiding him successfully through his formative years as a professional golfer.

"Under our management he has grown into an international figure and he leaves us as a major champion."

McIlroy, given the opportunity to demonstrate the form taught to him by Caroline, volleyed back.

I would like to sincerely thank Andrew 'Chubby' Chandler and his team for their guidance, representation, and management over the past four years, since turning pro.

Okay, first sign someone else wrote this: the "Andrew" reference. Go on, PR person:

"Chubby and his team have played a very important role in my success to date. I have made great progress under their management and for that I will always be grateful.

"I am now keen to move onto the next stage of my career and I feel this will be facilitated by a fresh view and a new structure around me. Therefore I am delighted to be joining Horizon and I look forward to working with my new team."

Don't Look For Tiger To Use The Belly Putter Anytime Soon

In Emily Kay's item on James Driscoll reluctantly looking to the belly putter, there was this about his fellow Sean Foley accolyte and Medalist member.

Despite the mass migration to what are quickly becoming conventional blades, Driscoll believes one golfer fans will never see with one is Tiger Woods.

“He was giving me a hard time for practicing with it a couple of weeks ago,” said Driscoll, who shares Woods’ swing coach, Sean Foley, and is a long-time member of Woods’ new course, Medalist Golf Club in Hobe Sound, Fla. “He said he’d never go to the long putter. He has tried it and says he just can’t stroke it.”

Tiger And Greg, The Backstory

Robert Lusetich explains the various backstories in the Norman-Woods-Couples-triangle. Oh, and perhaps why Robert Allenby's name got dragged into the drama too.

Perhaps it’s not surprising, given the bad blood between Norman and Woods, dating to when they shared coach Butch Harmon. Sharing’s a difficult proposition for two men accustomed to getting their way.

“Tiger and Greg don’t speak,” said a source who knows both well. “There’s a lot of animosity between them.”

Indeed, one reason Woods wanted the word spread about the course-record 62 he shot at the Medalist course in Jupiter, Fla., a few weeks ago is that Norman’s best score on the course he co-designed is 64.

It was a classic retaliation at the Great White Shark’s declaration a week beforehand that Woods would never win another major.

U.S. Am Champ, Seve's Son Eye Pro Ranks

Sean Martin reveals that U.S. Amateur champion Kelly Kraft will not pull a Colt Knost, and instead play the Masters before turning pro. Of course, that means passing up the U.S. Open and Open Championships.

“I’m going to turn pro basically Sunday night after the Masters,” Kraft said. “I’m not going to play in the Open or the Open Championship because I can try to qualify for those.”

In contast, an unbylined Daily Mail report says Javier Ballesteros is going to turn pro after…law school.

'I have an invitation to play next May in the Majorca Open and I will play, for sure,' one-handicapper Javier said.

'Then when I've finished my law degree I would like to give it a shot and turn pro.

'While I am studying I cannot train a lot. I hit 200 balls every day but I can play only once a week and playing is when you really learn the game.'