Almost as inexplicable as the PGA Tour's free marketeer's desire to make Q-School a Nationwide Tour-only affair and shut off an avenue to the tour is the purported eagerness to start the next season in October.
Jarrett Renshaw reports that the reality show star is once again considering the creation of The Trump National Bedminster Mausoleum and Funeral Home for the burial of select VIP's. Renshaw says it would border the first hole, according to Trump consultant Ed Russo.
Reader Matt passed this photo along from someone on site whose name I'd reveal except that he would be spending the next Farmers Insurance Open watching from outside the gates.
Unfortunately, Kyle Stanley did make an 8 on the last hole and as Doug Ferguson opens his game story, "Brandt Snedeker won the Farmers Insurance Open in a playoff not even he thought was possible."
Bob Harig spares us in his game story on Robert Rock's impressive Abu Dhabi win over Woods and McIlroy. Here's a post round interview with Tiger, who unfortunately did not win, meaning we'll have at least another two weeks of questions asking, "is he back?"
On Wednesday at Torrey Pines I was on the range and impressed with a player's swing, so I turned to a colleague who cares about such non-major winner types and he informed me it was Kyle Stanley. It's a shame I didn't make the third round Farmers Insurance Open leader my fantasy pool pick this week since he's got a five-shot lead over Huh, Rollins, Haas, Bai, Tringale and Blixt to name a few golfers you've probably not heard of.
Now, I know some will say this is the worst leaderboard they've seen in ages, particularly in light of the Tiger Woods-show in Abu Dhabi. But there are actually a couple of reasons to tune into the final round from Torrey Pines.
First there's Stanley's charming honesty about his prodigious driving distance, as Helen Ross notes in her story about the leader's plans to play boring golf Sunday. Check out what he says about his ridiculous length (311 off the tee this week):
Q. Brandt was really impressed with your length off the tee today. It's the first time he's said he's played with you. Have you always been that way as a golfer and how much of an advantage do you see it giving you out there?
Yeah, I mean, for some reason I've always been long.
Pssst...you're supposed to say it's all the core work you're doing, Kyle! Go on...
I don't know why, because I'm not the biggest guy in the world. But you take a golf course like this where you're hitting 7‑irons into par‑5s and short irons into long par‑4s, it definitely helps. I mean, it's helped me a lot this week.
Q. How do you account for your length? You must have a theory or people have examined it.
KYLE STANLEY: I don't know. I've done some stuff up at TPR where they put the 3‑D on you and stuff like that. But I think it's about moving the right part of the body at the right time. But that's about all I know.
Can't be the ball or clubs!
Later on...
Q. Is there any competition on TOUR among the long drivers? Is that ever a thing? Have you had to work on dialing back the distance to get more accuracy?
KYLE STANLEY: Yeah, as far as distance goes, I think it's probably the least important stat if you're not hitting fairways. I don't really pay much attention to it. I think it's fun for the fans to see guys hitting the ball long. But as far as we're concerned if you're hitting it 340 crooked, I'd rather hit it 300 or 295 on the fairway.
Just think, in five years there'll be a guy who says he'd rather hit it 340 in the fairway instead of 385 crooked, and the USGA ball study will be almost wrapping up!
So there you have it, excited now about the Farmers Insurance Open?
The third round highlights...
Geoff Shackelford
Geoff Shackelford is a Senior Writer for Golfweek magazine, a weekly contributor to Golf Channel's Morning Drive, is co-host of The Ringer's ShackHouse is the author of eleven books.