The Norman Conquest

John Huggan writes about the looming Norman-Finchem battle:

What follows is a tale of two citizens, Greg Norman and Tim Finchem. One is a larger-than-life character, as so many Australians seem to be; the other is a former lobbyist in Washington DC. One was a genuinely great, if flawed, golfer who, more than once, was the unfortunate victim of inexorable fate when on the verge of victory in major championships. The other, if talking incomprehensible jibberish becomes an Olympic sport, would make Mark Spitz appear a mere neophyte.

He also quotes Sean Murphy's recent comments, but mysteriously neglected to mention that the remarks were made in the comments section of this website!